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What did the little boy say when he ate a chocolate coin?

Originally posted by: S Freud
😕 leave joke telling to the pro's.
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like me.....

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more
outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your
Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and
every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
 
Originally posted by: JEDIYoda
like me.....

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more
outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your
Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and
every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
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Shut the fuck up and stop proving me wrong. :|
 
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
:thumbsdown: for me because I'm just not that funny.
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PLEASE take your own hint . . . nevermind that it came from an idiot.

 
Originally posted by: JEDIYoda
Originally posted by: S Freud
😕 leave joke telling to the pro's.
Click to expand...

like me.....

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more
outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your
Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and
every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
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That's great!
 
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