What did the little boy say when he ate a chocolate coin?

[BlancoNino]

"Boy, these sure are rubbery!"

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[HamburgerBoy]

 

[S Freud]

leave joke telling to the pro's.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
"Boy, these sure are rubbery!"

Rubbery?? What is he eating a condom?

 

[Locut0s]

You suck at teh joking.

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: S Freud
leave joke telling to the pro's.

Like JediYoda?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Worst. Joke. Ever.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: S Freud
leave joke telling to the pro's.

like me.....

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more
outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your
Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and
every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

 

[Stumps]

Lamest joke evar

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda
like me.....

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more
outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your
Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and
every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

Shut the fuck up and stop proving me wrong. :|

 

[Colt45]

this is so awful its ban-worthy

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
"Boy, these sure are rubbery!"

http://www.web12102.vs.netbenefit.co.uk/acatalog/Gold.JPG

bling bling for the ding-a-ling

ps - Not funny.

pps - JediYoda's joke was funny.

 

[BlancoNino]

Bump for poll

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Ban for poll

Fixed

 

[BlancoNino]

I truly, honestly thought this was a pretty good joke. :thumbsdown: for me because I'm just not that funny.

 

[George P Burdell]

This thread makes baby jesus cry

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
This thread makes baby jesus cry

Among other things...

 

[Mikey]

that was a joke? maybe its for crickets.

 

[illusion88]

Two peanuts are walking down the road. One of the was assulted.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
:thumbsdown: for me because I'm just not that funny.

PLEASE take your own hint . . . nevermind that it came from an idiot.

 

[judasmachine]

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda

Originally posted by: S Freud
leave joke telling to the pro's.

like me.....

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more
outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your
Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and
every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

That's great!

 

[thawolfman]

Why do they have to suck at the exact same level? Can't they increasingly suck?

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

cry/10

 

[dug777]

i loved it

10/10

 

[Alex]