What did Jesus order?

[Anarchist420]

it seemed like 1) he couldn't appreciate his mother at all and
2) that he ordered a lot and
3) that he was a poor angry authoritarian like my ever lovely dad; his mother Mary loved him and everyone else (i really love and miss mildred; diabetes should be cured).

but he couldn't love back from any new testament i have heard of or read excerpts from. And the Roman Catholic church's current doctrine was correct on that one (at least from what I read at Mount Carmel).

are we supposed to love Jesus or feel sorry for him or worship him all? was he even a better man than Harris or KleebOld? wasn't susan a good mother of two? didn't eric love kathy and wayne dearly? what mixture or who gets you salvation? is it the land of israel? the people of israel? mecca? mexico? these States united? virginia? cremation of all remains? ireland?

is army of god a christian group?

and honest, Joe Lieberman was a lot more nicer and more tolerant than spielberg. I mean some secular jews are often meaner than some orthodox jews i knew; the orthodox guy at DC Software was the guy to turn to. and please love Adam Sandler; he isn't ethno or religious centric at all. he is a model individual jew or a model individual.

 

[highland145]

Bulk beef.

 

[TheSlamma]

I think he ordered an all beef Hebrew national.

 

[Ferzerp]

Royale with cheese.

 

[nageov3t]

he ordered what every good Jew orders... a bacon cheeseburger.

 

[pete6032]

I think he ordered an all beef Hebrew national.

lol. :thumbsup:

 

[nageov3t]

actually, the last time Jesus was at my house painting my living room, I think he ordered coffee and a roll from the bodega around the corner.

 

[Jaepheth]

A lawn mower blade sharpener, spark plug, and a set of novelty drinking straws (to qualify for free shipping)

 

[William Gaatjes]

Whatever it was, it had to be KOSHER !

 

[IronWing]

It certainly wasn't M&Ms.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

he ordered what every good Jew orders... a bacon cheeseburger.

And Chinese food on Christmas.

 

[SlitheryDee]

We need to clear up a few things here. Mostly references you've made with no explanation at all...

it seemed like 1) he couldn't appreciate his mother at all and
2) that he ordered a lot and
3) that he was a poor angry authoritarian like my ever lovely dad; his mother Mary loved him and everyone else (i really love and miss mildred; diabetes should be cured).

Who's Mildred? Did she have diabetes?

but he couldn't love back from any new testament i have heard of or read excerpts from. And the Roman Catholic church's current doctrine was correct on that one (at least from what I read at Mount Carmel).

He did say things to the effect of loving people.

9 “As the Father has loved me, so have I loved you. Now remain in my love".

Now you could put a pretty cynical spin on that if you wanted to. Perhaps Jesus was an atheist. Therefore he believes in no "father", so what he really meant was "You know how people who don't exist love you? That's how I love you". I kinda doubt that though.

are we supposed to love Jesus or feel sorry for him or worship him all? was he even a better man than Harris or KleebOld?

Who are Harris and KleebOld?

wasn't susan a good mother of two? didn't eric love kathy and wayne dearly?

Who are Susan, Eric, Kathy, and Wayne?

what mixture or who gets you salvation? is it the land of israel? the people of israel? mecca? mexico? these States united? virginia? cremation of all remains? ireland?

I don't think anyone believes you've got to live somewhere in particular to gain salvation.

is army of god a christian group?

I'm going with yes.

and honest, Joe Lieberman was a lot more nicer and more tolerant than spielberg. I mean some secular jews are often meaner than some orthodox jews i knew; the orthodox guy at DC Software was the guy to turn to. and please love Adam Sandler; he isn't ethno or religious centric at all. he is a model individual jew or a model individual.

I think you're just noticing the differences between people. Some people are meaner than others, regardless of orthodoxy or religion.

 

[stormkroe]

Mmm... I love word salads.
How about concentrate on 2 or 3 questions and re-ask them in at least 75% north american syntax.

 

[disappoint]

...he is a model individual jew or a model individual.

Is he the very model of a modern Major General?
Did he have information vegetable, animal and mineral?
Did he know the kings of England, and quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical?
Was he very well acquainted too with matters mathematical?
Does he understand equations both simple and quadratical?
About binomial theorem was he teeming with a lot of news
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse?
If so he may have been the very model of a modern Major General
and not so much a model indivdual jew or a model individual.

 

[Albatross]

Sometimes life is a valley of tears.

 

[bradley]

If thomas Jefferson = 2, then A Jackson = 1; A Hamilton A Hitler and A Lincoln = -1; WWilson neocons = -2

What about Teddy Roosevelt? He was an authoritarian bully, pretty much.

 

[Ns1]

al pastor tacos and an orange bang.

 

[Red Squirrel]

A gluten free vegan pizza, but he turned it into a meat lovers with extra cheese and extra meat. He also used a coupon, because Jesus saves!

 

[MongGrel]

 

[Ns1]

 

[Red Squirrel]

Can't argue with that, but that's what evil capitalist bastards deserve!

 

[disappoint]

Not to mention turning water into wine. Because there weren't enough drunks and/or people with liver damage running around. Not enough people suffering from cirrhosis of the liver so he turned water, something essential for life, into poison. If only he was around today. To whip modern numbskulls that haven't quite grasped modernity yet because they are too busy learning outdated material and spreading lies, misinformation, hate, intolerance, scams, and subversion against those who dare to think differently. And those are just the non-violent ones.

 

[DigDog]

it depends on what film you are talking about. they each have a different jesus, its kinda hard to speculate what he "ordered" if you don't specify which imaginary jesus you are talking about.

 

[disappoint]

Can't argue with that, but that's what evil capitalist bastards deserve!

Did he rid humanity of evil with his temper tantrum?

 

[AMCRambler]

And Chinese food on Christmas.

Fa ra rarara, rara ra raaaaaaa!