What did I do to deserve this?

[Zysoclaplem]

Someone stole my trash can and all my trash. I put the trashcan outside my house last night, because trash pickup is on tuesday and friday mornings. So this morning I get up to go to work, and it is gone. Along with all the trash in and around it. Every other house in the neighborhood has their trash and trash cans outside on the curb.
Who would steal my trashcan and trash?

 

[iamwiz82]

The FBI or CIA

 

[Zysoclaplem]

It's a conspiracy then?

 

[TheAudit]

Step 1: Collect trash and trashcan
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!

 

[Zysoclaplem]

My bf and I think someone might be trying some type of identity theft, but it doesn't make sense. There are a lot of nicer houses in the neighborhood. There was a bunch of trash though. Someone didn't just pick this up and walk off with it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Perhaps they mistook you for a celebrity?

 

[Trente]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
My bf and I

YOU = GIRL?!?! :Q

 

[Ogg]

Did you have a particularly nice trashcan?:Q

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Trente

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
My bf and I

YOU = GIRL?!?! :Q

Nope.

 

[TheAudit]

Wind didn't blow it away?
I won't bother putting out the cans when the weather is bad. By the time I get home in the evening my trashcans will be down the road somewhere.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Ogg
Did you have a particularly nice trashcan?:Q

No, it was the same kind everyone else around there has. A rubbermaid light blue trashcan. The same one the lady next door has. The same one the lady across the street has. Everyone elses trash is still there, along with their trashcans. I drove up and down the street, thinking that the can might have rolled down the street or something. Nothing.

 

[imported_judge]

are you renting trashcans from the city, if so did you pay last month trash bill?

 

[mugs]

Well if they were after your trash can, they wouldn't have stolen the trash.

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Trente

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
My bf and I

YOU = GIRL?!?! :Q

Nope.

Excuse Trente, he's still stuck in the 50's.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: judge
are you renting trashcans from the city, if so did you pay last month trash bill?

We don't rent from the city. We bought it.

 

[Nebor]

Probably some sort of identity theft thing.

Anyways, always good to have another gay member on the forums. Feel free to PM me for an AIM screen name if you ever need to talk to another GATOTer.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Trash is public property as soon as you put it on the curb.

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Ogg
Did you have a particularly nice trashcan?:Q

No, it was the same kind everyone else around there has. A rubbermaid light blue trashcan. The same one the lady next door has. The same one the lady across the street has. Everyone elses trash is still there, along with their trashcans. I drove up and down the street, thinking that the can might have rolled down the street or something. Nothing.

Oh well then that makes the fix easy :evil:

Steal the ladies next door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Qosis

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Trente

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
My bf and I

YOU = GIRL?!?! :Q

Nope.

Excuse Trente, he's still stuck in the 50's.

Everytime I say "my bf" on the forum, someone says that. I am used to it.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Ogg
Did you have a particularly nice trashcan?:Q

No, it was the same kind everyone else around there has. A rubbermaid light blue trashcan. The same one the lady next door has. The same one the lady across the street has. Everyone elses trash is still there, along with their trashcans. I drove up and down the street, thinking that the can might have rolled down the street or something. Nothing.

Oh well then that makes the fix easy :evil:

Steal the ladies next door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is a police officer. And so is her husband.

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Trash is public property as soon as you put it on the curb.

Legally?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Trash is public property as soon as you put it on the curb.

So the culprit shows his avatar. Give me back my trashcan n0cmonkey.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Nebor
Probably some sort of identity theft thing.

Anyways, always good to have another gay member on the forums. Feel free to PM me for an AIM screen name if you ever need to talk to another GATOTer.

With our gay powers combined, we are Captain Fagg0t!

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Qosis

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Trente

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
My bf and I

YOU = GIRL?!?! :Q

Nope.

Excuse Trente, he's still stuck in the 50's.

Oh give me a break, if someone refers to their boyfriend, it's far more likely that they're a girl than a guy. Heterosexuals do still outnumber homosexuals by a huge margin, so it wasn't an unreasonable assumption to make.

 

[alm4rr]

hope you shred your docs