What did he mean?

[Terzo]

So I was having lunch with some acquaintances earlier today. I had the most scrumptious club sandwich, and commented "that was delicious." One of the two people I was dining with responded, "that's what your mom said last night," and my two companions burst into laughter.

I was, and still am, confused. I haven't known either of these guys for that long. I *know* they haven't met my mother, and I'm pretty sure they don't know her phone number either. When I pressed the issue they only taunted me, alternating between "you seriously don't know" and more laughing.

Is it possible they've met my mother. Could they be stalkers? Should I be concerned?

Help me, I am clueless.

 

[lxskllr]

Not quite to the point, and somewhat obscure 5/10. Good idea, weak execution.

 

[Terzo]

Not quite to the point, and somewhat obscure 5/10. Good idea, weak execution.

Unfortunately, unlike some of our posters, I'm not a literary genius. Good feedback though.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Link to original?

 

[Terzo]

No original per se, just inspired by half of the threads neckreb starts.

 

[zokudu]

0/10

 

[SlitheryDee]

They were indicating that they had sexual relations with your mother last night by employing an implied double meaning of your phrase "that was delicious" in an alternate context. FYI this form of witticism rarely refers to any actual event. It is much more likely a fabrication with the intention of eliciting an uncomfortable mental picture of the person in question and your mother in the act of copulation. It is perpetrated solely for the person's amusement in your discomfort and does not necessarily indicate any real desire on their part.

 

[erikistired]

this is definitely a neckbeard thread. all you need is a picture of said mother's phone bill to show they had not in fact called her.

 

[HAL9000]

So I was having lunch with some acquaintances earlier today. I had the most scrumptious club sandwich, and commented "that was delicious." One of the two people I was dining with responded, "that's what your mom said last night," and my two companions burst into laughter.

I was, and still am, confused. I haven't known either of these guys for that long. I *know* they haven't met my mother, and I'm pretty sure they don't know her phone number either. When I pressed the issue they only taunted me, alternating between "you seriously don't know" and more laughing.

Is it possible they've met my mother. Could they be stalkers? Should I be concerned?

Help me, I am clueless.

Are you sure they haven't met your mother another time without your knowlege, I'm just as confused.... Well if you figure it out PM me.

 

[alkemyst]

Unfortunately, unlike some of our posters, I'm not a literary genius. Good feedback though.

Well at least to me your mom speaks highly of you.


No really!



just kidding; she says this is a 0/5 too.

 

[warr666]

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[RavenSEAL]

Fail troll

 

[WHAMPOM]

So I was having lunch with some acquaintances earlier today. I had the most scrumptious club sandwich, and commented "that was delicious." One of the two people I was dining with responded, "that's what your mom said last night," and my two companions burst into laughter.

I was, and still am, confused. I haven't known either of these guys for that long. I *know* they haven't met my mother, and I'm pretty sure they don't know her phone number either. When I pressed the issue they only taunted me, alternating between "you seriously don't know" and more laughing.

Is it possible they've met my mother. Could they be stalkers? Should I be concerned?

Help me, I am clueless.

Your frenemies want you to wipe your crotch with their sandwiches at the next lunchen and ask if they want seconds. Repeat as often as you can.

 

[El Guaraguao]

You guys are seriously going to have to start posting a link to the original thread.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

I can personally attest to them having met your mother as I was there, and those words were said.

 

[eldorado99]

Yeah 5/10 seems accurate to me.

 

[HAL9000]

Yeah 5/10 seems accurate to me.

Yeah it seems like a relatively accurate parody to me, and I'm the person the OP is attempting to parody...

 

[GoofyGoofT]

They were indicating that they had sexual relations with your mother last night by employing an implied double meaning of your phrase "that was delicious" in an alternate context. FYI this form of witticism rarely refers to any actual event. It is much more likely a fabrication with the intention of eliciting an uncomfortable mental picture of the person in question and your mother in the act of copulation. It is perpetrated solely for the person's amusement in your discomfort and does not necessarily indicate any real desire on their part.

spot on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so is MNI

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