what crime would you commit if you wouldn't get caught?

[zweistein]

Don't be shy This sure f*n beats "boxers or briefs" .... oh please!

 

[FelixDeCat]

I would steal your briefs.

 

[stso]

speeding? so far

 

[GoldenGuppy]

Steal all the money I'd ever need.... money leads to everything.... everything

I'd be able to do what Felix is planning on doing, I'd just use my MONEY to hire a pervert to steal your briefs....

I'd be able to speed as much as stso ... in my (insert most expensive car you can think of right here) on my own island w/ no cops, etc

The list goes on

)(GG)

 

[mztykal]

Adultery.

 

[zweistein]

<< Adultery. >>



Go on ... Give us the juicy details.

 

[zweistein]

Here's something off the top of my head ... take &quot;all that money&quot; that was mentioned earlier and start a contest. Every person that can j*rk off in a sandwich and get film of a top government official eating the sandwich gets $50,000. See ... it's simple and quickly destabilizes the entire country. Let the waiters of the world have the final say.

Give me sh*t like this

 

[Amused]

I'd tear those tags off my mattresses, pillows and furniture.

 

[Blades]

Adultry is a crime?

 

[elchen]

rob a damn bank!!!!

cha-ching!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[dogbite]

AAlways go for the big money.......

 

[y2kc]

mass murder of carefully chosen enemies.

 

[Argo]

Kill you for starting a stupid thread. Hey, you promised I won't be caught.

 

[gopunk]

mass murder of carefully chosen enemies.

mass... carefully chosen... jesus, how many do you have?

i'd have to admit, that does sound appealing. i'd probably hire somebody to do it for me though, wouldn't want to get my hands dirty or something. i'm not sure if there's anybody i hate that much though.

i think the most satisfying thing would be to rig powerball or something. ahhh yes.... then i guess you can add in tax evasion

 

[gopunk]

rob a damn bank!!!!

cha-ching!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

most banks don't have that much, you'll have to go for some bank in switzerland or something. but white collar crimes are superior in my mind to blue collar... don't get caught as easily (not a point in this case though), more rewarding, and often times easier.

 

[skace]

I'd download copywrited material. HO HO HO JOKES ON YOU.

 

[RanDum72]

Rob a Swiss bank.

 

[peemo]

Double dipping.

 

[daveman]

I'd rob a bank, be a peeping tom on some of the hot ladies, speed (I already do that), don't know what else.

 

[NFS4]

<< Double dipping. >>


LOL!!

&quot;You double dipped your chip!&quot;
&quot;What?&quot;
&quot;You dipped your chip, took a bite, then you dipped again!!&quot;

ROTFLMFAO!!

 

[LanEvoVI]

Hack lots of swiss bank accounts like they do in movies till I'm richer than Bill Gates.

 

[Scouzer]

Goto Fort Knox and steal all the gold and fly around in my 747 and drop gold bricks on people who I don't like heads from 40,000 feet.

 

[Urinal Mint]

Embezzlement... of about ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS

 

[Emulex]

i would masterbate

 

[HowardStern]

<< mass murder of carefully chosen enemies. >>



I'd do this too!