What 'common' things haven't happened to you?

[nakedfrog]

So I shouldn't have talked about anal?

Probably should have specified giving or receiving...

 

[zinfamous]

Never broken a bone...or at least not enough for me to inquire if it was actually broken and get it fixed.

 

[pete6032]

I have never been stung by a bee or wasp.

 

[snoopy7548]

I've never had a speeding ticket. I've been pulled over about five times but I always just got verbal warnings.

Never quit a job (that I didn't have to; only reasons for leaving were going to school or a co-op ending) or been fired.

Never had a real girlfriend (the one girl I "dated" in middle school for a week didn't really count) or relationship.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Getting robbed is common? What?

 

[olds]

anal.

That's common, right?

You like gladiator movies?

 

[dasherHampton]

Probably should have specified giving or receiving...

I guess I should have specified.

That darn soap is so hard to hold on to.

 

[clamum]

Robbed
Jury duty
Married
Bought a house

 

[Ns1]

I imagine my bachelor party being myself and a group of my good buds just chilling out, playing games, and being heavily medicated

if that's all that happens at your bachelor party, you have shit friends.

 

[NoCreativity]

ATOT common:
Super models, earn more than $1 million/ year

Regular people common:
Wear contacts, break a bone, facebook

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Die.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Never got detention.

Never swam the Rio Grande.

Never owned real estate.

Never tried street drugs.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

if that's all that happens at your bachelor party, you have shit friends.

but you're my friend

 

[clamum]

Oh yeah, I never got detention either. I could've added "pulled over by the po-po" but that happened last fall due to going through a stale yellow light. At least I just got a warning though.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Leave it to ATOT to have many members never having had a traffic ticket. Living life on the edge.

 

[IronWing]

Leave it to ATOT to have many members never having had a traffic ticket. Living life on the edge.

You have to do the math. I average about twenty five cents per day to drive a sprightly pace. Saves hundreds of hours of drive time per year.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Leave it to ATOT to have many members never having had a traffic ticket. Living life on the edge.

What living life on the edge may look like.

https://crashstats.nhtsa.dot.gov/Api/Public/ViewPublication/810853

 

[Thebobo]

Death

 

[stargazr]

Had kids.

 

[BudAshes]

Killed a man just to watch him die. So all of you that said death I think we can work something out.

 

[brianmanahan]

I haven't died yet, so I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

 

[brianmanahan]

You didn't know my granny.

you know the drill...

pics of granny

 

[DigDog]

sex?

 

[IronWing]

sex?

I’m pretty sure that granny is female but it was dark and I was a bit drunk.

 

[bradly1101]

you know the drill...

pics of granny

Every time my dad would take a photo of her she'd kind of wince and close her eyes.

Her kisses always left saliva (mostly on my cheeks).

1968?

You asked for it.