what college has the most awesome mascot?

[manimal]

Chief Illiniwek was the champion untill the pc-tards took him away from us.


Dude was authentic too. I stopped donating to the university in protest.

 

[zinfamous]

Mr Wuf, motherfuckers!

For a brief spell during the seventies, the football team would bring out a pair of wolves--I think/assume they were red wolves--to the games.

Not sure if this is true, it's probably just local lore cooked up by fans, but one story goes that UNC cheerleaders--those inbred dickshits in Chapel Hill--dressed up as hillbillies for an NCSU/UNC game in Raleigh. (NCSU it typically slandered as a "cow college," being established as a big Ag school) Apparently, the cheerleaders brought some pigs with them to enforce the message.

As it goes, our wolves "managed to escape" and slaughtered the UNC pigs on the field, at some point before or during the game. I have no idea.

Now, I'm pretty sure the veracity of this story is about 99% unconfirmable, but it's nice to tell.

 

[Drako]

He's a nut!

 

[ArizonaSteve]

Always wondered what the heck that "thing" was...

 

[GagHalfrunt]

The Brigham Young hot middle-aged women.

 

[AeroEngy]

I think Mountain Man can simply shoot any of those wussie animal mascots.

WVU's Mountaineer.

What other mascot gets to fire a rifle during a game? He can just shoot all the other mascot's in the face.

 

[Drako]

Always wondered what the heck that "thing" was...

 

[zinfamous]

Always wondered what the heck that "thing" was...

It's a buckeye, dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckeye_(tree)

or, the nut, rather. I thought buckeye = tree= nut of buckeye tree?

:hmm:

 

[Chriscross3234]

Mr Wuf, motherfuckers!

For a brief spell during the seventies, the football team would bring out a pair of wolves--I think/assume they were red wolves--to the games.

Not sure if this is true, it's probably just local lore cooked up by fans, but one story goes that UNC cheerleaders--those inbred dickshits in Chapel Hill--dressed up as hillbillies for an NCSU/UNC game in Raleigh. (NCSU it typically slandered as a "cow college," being established as a big Ag school) Apparently, the cheerleaders brought some pigs with them to enforce the message.

As it goes, our wolves "managed to escape" and slaughtered the UNC pigs on the field, at some point before or during the game. I have no idea.

Now, I'm pretty sure the veracity of this story is about 99% unconfirmable, but it's nice to tell.

Ha, suck it UNC!

 

[zinfamous]

Ha, suck it UNC!

😀

right on!

😎

 

[MotionMan]

My alma mater USED to have the most awesomely aweful mascot.

Now it's a little more... normal, which is alright I suppose.

When did they change our mascot? (I went to the law school.)

This was my college mascot:

ZOT!!!

MotionMan

 

[preslove]

WVU's Mountaineer.

What other mascot gets to fire a rifle during a game? He can just shoot all the other mascot's in the face.

Sure, but Ped St's mascot will still molest his kids in the end.

 

[arcenite]

 

[eits]

Sorry but nothing is better than the Western Kentucky Red Grimace, I mean Red Hill Top.

i went to wku. i remember freshman year being like "wtf is that? is our mascot a blood clot?"

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

When did they change our mascot? (I went to the law school.)

I seems I'm a bit out of touch. King Neptune got sent to Davy Jones' locker in 2003 (I graduated in 2001) and Willie the Wave is back to stay.

http://www.pepperdinesports.com/trads/pepp-mascot.html#story

 

[Chess]

I think Mountain Man can simply shoot any of those wussie animal mascots.

Hands down....let's gooooooo

 

[deadlyapp]

Girl on the left has got a package.

 

[NFS4]

Girl on the left has got a package.

Was just about to point that out 🙂