What celebrity do you think probably SUCKS in bed and why

[Continuity28]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Helen Keller and Steven Hawking (not quite celebrities I know, but still, you gotta admit....)

I'm sure he has some built-in vibrators to back him up.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
paris hilton


***CONFIRMED***

You saw the movie too.

 

[Ricochet]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
paris hilton


***CONFIRMED***

You saw the movie too.

At least she goes down on her man. Gotta give her points for that.

 

[WT]

Olsen twins ... neither was up to my lofty expectations.

 

[Compton]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
paris hilton


***CONFIRMED***

FTW. seriously, all she did was lay there in those videos. borrrring!

I agree. She was very boring. And she's not the greatest looking either IMO.

 

[thehstrybean]

Jessica Simpson? "OMG, what is that between your legs?!" Actually, she'd probably be good, but she's just stupid as crap...

 

[EatSpam]

Paris Hilton ... given her preoccupation with herself, I'll bet sex with her is like watching her masturbate. You get nothing but a peep shot of a very unattractive, plastic woman.

 

[Sentinel]

Originally posted by: EatSpam
Paris Hilton ... given her preoccupation with herself, I'll bet sex with her is like watching her masturbate. You get nothing but a peep shot of a very unattractive, plastic woman.

I almost barfed reading that.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
1. Rock Hudson, not only does he sux in bed, but he rots, as well. (bad, I know)

2. Queen Latifa

3. Oprah! 😉

Rock Hudson was no doubt a very hot fvck in his day.

I think Oprah would probably go at it with gusto, as well.

Michael Jackson would be a dud root, because he is
a) physically repulsive, and
b) he seems to prefer boys on the cusp of puberty, and probably wouldn't be able to perform with an adult male or female

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Compton

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
paris hilton


***CONFIRMED***

FTW. seriously, all she did was lay there in those videos. borrrring!

I agree. She was very boring. And she's not the greatest looking either IMO.

she does have a 'hot' body, tho

 

[DainBramaged]

I bet Tom Cruise sucks.

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
1. Rock Hudson, not only does he sux in bed, but he rots, as well. (bad, I know)

2. Queen Latifa

3. Oprah! 😉

Rock Hudson was no doubt a very hot fvck in his day.

I think Oprah would probably go at it with gusto, as well.

Michael Jackson would be a dud root, because he is
a) physically repulsive, and
b) he seems to prefer boys on the cusp of puberty, and probably wouldn't be able to perform with an adult male or female

You are aware that Rock Hudson was gay?


...not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[daveymark]

harriet from small wonder

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: feralkid

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
1. Rock Hudson, not only does he sux in bed, but he rots, as well. (bad, I know)

2. Queen Latifa

3. Oprah! 😉

Rock Hudson was no doubt a very hot fvck in his day.

I think Oprah would probably go at it with gusto, as well.

Michael Jackson would be a dud root, because he is
a) physically repulsive, and
b) he seems to prefer boys on the cusp of puberty, and probably wouldn't be able to perform with an adult male or female

You are aware that Rock Hudson was gay?


...not that there's anything wrong with that...

I know he was bisexual, with a preference for men, and I am saying I think he would have been an OK fvck.

Edit: when he was still young that is.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: sao123
martha stewart

Good call, she wouldn't want to mess up the sheets.

 

[whistleclient]

Catherine Bell.

She's hot, but I don't think she'd be very affectionate.

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: tangent1138
Catherine Bell.

She's hot, but I don't think she'd be very affectionate.

You obviously haven't seen the sex scene she did, have you?

 

[dartworth]

what a stupid thread...:roll:

 

[whistleclient]

Originally posted by: thehstrybean

Originally posted by: tangent1138
Catherine Bell.

She's hot, but I don't think she'd be very affectionate.

You obviously haven't seen the sex scene she did, have you?

in a movie? acting. i saw her shopping in person. she looked like a selfish bitch.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: tangent1138

Originally posted by: thehstrybean

Originally posted by: tangent1138
Catherine Bell.

She's hot, but I don't think she'd be very affectionate.

You obviously haven't seen the sex scene she did, have you?

in a movie? acting. i saw her shopping in person. she looked like a selfish bitch.

Eh? Even if she's just after hers, guys tend to finish first anyway.

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: tangent1138

Originally posted by: thehstrybean

Originally posted by: tangent1138
Catherine Bell.

She's hot, but I don't think she'd be very affectionate.

You obviously haven't seen the sex scene she did, have you?

in a movie? acting. i saw her shopping in person. she looked like a selfish bitch.

Yeah. From a movie that has a name that I can't remember.

 

[thestranger]

Originally posted by: Howard
Christopher Reeve?

ZING......bad but rofl