scorpmatt
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- Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Nik
Here, let me stretch out with my clairvoyant abilities to know what food vendors you have around your area, what all they offer, and what their prices are. Furthermore, let me use my telepathic powers to probe your mind to find out what kinds of things you like to eat, what you don't, what you might be alergic to, etc.
*puts fingers to temples, closes eyes, and concentrates*
:roll:
did you just fart?
Maybe. I had some gnarly mexican chili last night.
dang man, can smell that all the way over here, go see a doctor or something
I tried but I couldn't hold one in and nurses had to give him CPR.![]()
what did the nurse give you then?
Mouth to mouth :heart:
ah, lip service, did you return the service?