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What body part would you prefer to be detachable, and why?

SunnyD

SunnyD

Belgian Waffler
I've thought long and hard about this (pun intended)... I hate sleeping on my arms at night, especially when trying to snuggle up to my wife... so I'm going to have to say "breasts". It'd be nice to be able to open your desk draw at work and feel your woman up at any time.

Train of thought derailed ftw!
 
Head. There are a number of reasons, most far too graphic for a forum such as this, so I'll just go with something innocuous and say fellatio. Also, you'd have a bitchin' Halloween costume.
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Head. There are a number of reasons, most far too graphic for a forum such as this, so I'll just go with something innocuous and say fellatio. Also, you'd have a bitchin' Halloween costume.
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What about a detachable penis?


See, and if jackholes wouldn't just copy-pasta YouTube links and not bother to tell you what it is...
 
my thumb, so i can do that cool thumb trick i saw as a kid. clearly people have been detaching thumbs for a while, and id like mine done so i can impress my kids.
 
Testicles.
If we were intelligently designed, I would kick said designer in the nuts. External organs, whose only protection is a thin layer of skin, and which are heavily loaded with pain receptors. What a brilliantly sadistic move.


 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Head. There are a number of reasons, most far too graphic for a forum such as this, so I'll just go with something innocuous and say fellatio. Also, you'd have a bitchin' Halloween costume.
Click to expand...

What about a detachable penis?


See, and if jackholes wouldn't just copy-pasta YouTube links and not bother to tell you what it is...
Click to expand...

What good could ever come from taking your penis off apart from being able to cockslap people without tricking them into kneeling first? If I could take my head off, I could leave it in a room like a hidden camera: "Pay no attention to the head behind the ficus."
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Testicles.
If we were intelligently designed, I would kick said designer in the nuts. External organs, whose only protection is a thin layer of skin, and which are heavily loaded with pain receptors. What a brilliantly sadistic move.
Click to expand...

seconded
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Head. There are a number of reasons, most far too graphic for a forum such as this, so I'll just go with something innocuous and say fellatio. Also, you'd have a bitchin' Halloween costume.
Click to expand...

What about a detachable penis?


See, and if jackholes wouldn't just copy-pasta YouTube links and not bother to tell you what it is...
Click to expand...

What good could ever come from taking your penis off apart from being able to cockslap people without tricking them into kneeling first? If I could take my head off, I could leave it in a room like a hidden camera: "Pay no attention to the head behind the ficus."
Click to expand...

Wouldn't you have a stroke pretty quickly if your head were detached?
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Testicles.
If we were intelligently designed, I would kick said designer in the nuts. External organs, whose only protection is a thin layer of skin, and which are heavily loaded with pain receptors. What a brilliantly sadistic move.
Click to expand...

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