What assurance do I have that TSA agents aren't homosexual?

[dennilfloss]

. whats the chance of any person ever getting sexually aroused with you?

Judging from his pic, D:

there's no need to worry about anyone getting a hard-on while searching him.

:sneaky:

 

[Macamus Prime]

I don't mind a groping at all, but I also don't want a homosexual male getting a boner while feeling me up.

FTFY