What assurance do I have that TSA agents aren't homosexual?

[amdhunter]

I was thinking about this. I plan to take an airplane one day, and I am certainly not going to irradiate myself with a full body scanner.

I don't mind a groping at all, but I also don't want a homosexual male getting a boner while feeling me up. Are the TSA Human Resources people actively filtering out homosexual applicants?

I think discrimination is actually a necessary evil here. We wouldn't allow straight men to handle female travelers, and we wouldn't allow straight women to grope a man, solely because the groper would get sexual satisfaction.

I have nothing against gay people, I believe they should have all the rights as any other person, but when it comes to touching my junk at an airport, I want 100% assurance that the person groping me isn't getting sexually aroused.

What does ATOT think? Should TSA agents be screened for homosexuality?

 

[Newbian]

You are just worried you are going to get a erection when a guy feels you up, don't you?

Op.. do you look like this:

 

[olds]

Tell them that YOU are homosexual and that you want a women to grope search you.

 

[dullard]

All TSA screeners should be women in my opinion. My wife agrees. You simply should get the choice: the attractive woman or the unattractive woman to search your body. If there is a male TSA screener around, he can check the rare person with a real reason to need a male patdown.

 

[illusion88]

I don't think they are filtering out homosexual men/women, just the unprofessional people.

So what if the guy likes to suck cock on his time off, if he isn't doing anything inappropiate, his place of business has no business asking about his sexual preference.

 

[Aikouka]

Shouldn't you be flattered that someone finds you attractive? I've been patted down before, and while it was a little awkward (I've never been patted down before that), it was pretty much not an issue.

 

[xj0hnx]

Tell them that YOU are homosexual and that you want a women to grope search you.

tHE wIN

 

[amdhunter]

Tell them that YOU are homosexual and that you want a women to grope search you.

They'd arrest me and charge me with a sex crime.

 

[Newbian]

They'd arrest me and charge me with a sex crime.

That would only happen if you grab her breast:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/07/16/main20080110.shtml

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I've been patted down by females a few times.
Last time I was like, "oh wow, I didn't even have to buy you a drink first!"
From her expression, she wasn't too thrilled by that comment.

 

[randay]

what assurances does the TSA have that you arent a homosexual?

 

[CrackRabbit]

Shouldn't you be flattered that someone finds you attractive? I've been patted down before, and while it was a little awkward (I've never been patted down before that), it was pretty much not an issue.

Was this the old patdown or the "NEW AND IMPROVED SUPER FREEDOM ANTI-TURRURIST GO GO USA!" patdown?

The old one, while not great was within the limits it needed to be, the new one... well they won't touch my junk. I'll friggin drive when I can, thank you very much.

 

[amdhunter]

I've been patted down by females a few times.
Last time I was like, "oh wow, I didn't even have to buy you a drink first!"
From her expression, she wasn't too thrilled by that comment.

? You a chick?
They let women search men? What about vice-versa?

 

[SlitheryDee]

What makes you think you have a right to not give people who pat you down a boner?

 

[Vikki]

What makes you think that just because a person is a homosexual that they will be turned on by you and unable to control themselves? Here's a newsflash, gay people don't just pounce on any man they see. Just as you (I'm assuming here) don't just pounce on any woman you see.

 

[olds]

What makes you think that just because a person is a homosexual that they will be turned on by you and unable to control themselves? Here's a newsflash, gay people don't just pounce on any man they see. Just as you (I'm assuming here) don't just pounce on any woman you see.

N00b. You don't know him very well.

 

[TheVrolok]

Tosting in a proll thread?

 

[coldmeat]

I've been patted down by females a few times.
Last time I was like, "oh wow, I didn't even have to buy you a drink first!"
From her expression, she wasn't too thrilled by that comment.

probably cause she hears it 1000x a day

 

[eits]

what's the difference if they're gay or not? they're doing a job. yeah, of course, every so often, they may come across someone that they wouldn't mind searching, but i'm sure it wouldn't cross any line of professionalism if they were doing their job right.

 

[amdhunter]

what's the difference if they're gay or not? they're doing a job. yeah, of course, every so often, they may come across someone that they wouldn't mind searching, but i'm sure it wouldn't cross any line of professionalism if they were doing their job right.

Would you let an openly gay man grope your son in the name of freedom?

 

[HAL9000]

What difference does it make?

 

[CrackRabbit]

What makes you think that just because a person is a homosexual that they will be turned on by you and unable to control themselves? Here's a newsflash, gay people don't just pounce on any man they see. Just as you (I'm assuming here) don't just pounce on any woman you see.

Posted here long enough you have not, young padawan.
In time learn the ways of the ATOT you shall, YEEESSS!

 

[ShawnD1]

What makes you think you have a right to not give people who pat you down a boner?

This raises an interesting idea. Take a bunch of viagra and have a raging boner when walking through the pat down area. Specifically ask a man to pat you down.

 

[amdhunter]

This raises an interesting idea. Take a bunch of viagra and have a raging boner when walking through the pat down area. Specifically ask a man to pat you down.

You'd be arrested and charged with sexual assault.

 

[CrackRabbit]

This raises an interesting idea. Take a bunch of viagra and have a raging boner when walking through the pat down area. Specifically ask a man to pat you down.

Now appearing in the shortest time you have held a job thread: The TSA agent that has to deal with that.