Originally posted by: kranky
I don't buy an address book. I just use the phone book, then cross out the names of people I don't know.
Save on laundry - buy old T-shirts at the Goodwill for a dime then just throw them out when you're done. Cheaper than washing and drying them.
A dark mahogany wood stain, removed after five minutes, is a much cheaper alternative to tanning salons.
Ever notice how many motels have "Free Breakfast" on their signs? It never says you have to be a guest there, does it?
Every wedding reception has a number of no-shows. Watch your newspaper for upcoming wedding announcements placed by people who want to show off how lavish their upcoming nuptials will be. Put on a nice outfit, line your empty camera bag with aluminum foil and plastic wrap, and invite yourself. Enjoy a great meal as well as a "to go" bag for later. If anyone asks, you're third cousin Pat from out west (or east)- "I'm the one who is just getting over that bad head injury." That stops a lot of questions.
Many people who use self-service car washes finish and leave before the timer has expired. If you're quick, you can get a little of your own car washed before time's up. And if you hang around for an hour or two, you can get the whole thing finished for free.
You'd be surprised at how often harried grocery shoppers with little children forget something in the cart after loading up the car. If you stroll around the parking lot, you can be that nice person who offers to return the cart to the store because "I'm on my way in anyway."
Remember that neighbor you hate? If your long extension cord somehow finds its way to the outlet on the back of his house while they are on vacation, that's as good a time as any to finish that carpentry project with your power tools. Oops - they noticed? "I'll talk to little Billy about playing with the extension cords. Sorry about that."
Lol.
And, loki, your OP indicates you've already got a decent grasp on what to do.
A couple random other ones:
- Keep your fridge, and especially your freezer, full. The mass stays cold, and will significantly cut your electric bill. Also, experiment with turning down the temps in your fridge and freezer until you hit the "sweet spot" between "cold enough" and savings -- same in reverse with your hot water heater.
-- Buy your spices from the bulk bins at natural foods co-ops or ethnic stores. Supermarket chains still gouge unbelievably for theirs.
-- Want primo clothes cheap? Find a thrift shop in a high-end neighborhood tied to a "socialite" cause. The connections and location of the people who run it will insure a near plethora of primo duds, often nearly unused. Like garage sales, this method involves patience and restraint.
-- Always pay your CC in full on time, and get one with rewards. This way, the ~one month float and the cash back means they are paying YOU to use their service. Try to put everything on just one card. This, with a perfect payment history, will mark you in their database a great customer, and combined with "your smooth, confident and assured" manner on the phone will get you a PREMIUM level of service. Trust me on this.
-- Used wisely, your home sub to your Sunday paper will pay for itself in grocery coupon savings. Note: supermarkets often tie their 2for1 sales to coincide with manufacturers coupons.
-- Also, don't pay any more than half price for your Sunday paper sub. Newspapers are desperate these days for circulation numbers.
-- Hypermile when driving. Without even calling it anything, I found that I have been using a lot of their practices for years, just without the trendy name.
Edited for additional blather: Pay attention to the mailed or included in your Sunday paper weekly supermarket inserts. Invest a full 10 minutes scanning them.
You know who offers THE CHEAPEST prices of good, brand name necessities like TP, paper towels, toothpaste, etc? NOT the price clubs, but supermarkets when they
regularly offer their half price/near half price sales on them. When you spot them, stock up.
And, finally, not that you need to be told this, OP, but don't go down the "x cents off is everything" rabbit hole, don't morph into a miserly crank.
All these stratagems are simply disciplined lifestyle habits that should quickly recede (as any good habit should) into the background of your consciousness.
Remember that life is ALSO to be lived, loved and enjoyed. Never forget to treat yourself to the best from time to time. If you don't, who will?