"Look, it's the Fat and the Furious!"
"Why do I drink Diet Coke? So I can eat regular cake!"
"My Hummer kills gas like I kill tacos!"
Hahaha, I like him. Not my favorite comic, but good for a laugh.
I will agree he is no John Pinette.
"Salad isn't food. Salad is a promisary note that something good is going to happen... and I should just wait right here."
“I don't do up. Sit-ups. Push-ups. Pull-ups. I do downs. Sit down. Lay down. Blackjack, I'll double down. Give me a cheeseburger, I'll wolf it down. Put on a little music, I'll boogie down.”
If there is a heaven, I hope John is boogieing down there right now.