Some of my faves..
River's Edge
You only stick around here to fsck my mother and eat her food! Motherfscker! Food-eater!
Grab you nunchucks and your dad's car...I know where we can get a gun
Why did you kill her?
She was talking $hit.
Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Violence. The word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favourite mantle still remains - sex..."
Over the Edge
"A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid!"
Big Lebowski
This is what happens when you FSCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
What the fsck you talking about?
You said it man. Nobody fscks with the Jesus.
Swingers
You're so money and you don't even know it!
That was so fscking money. That was like the Jedi mind-$hit
Office Space
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Heathers
Fsck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?
Clerks
Cute cat. What's his name?
Annoying customer
Orgazmo
Dad, I dont think I'm gonna do it Hamster Style anymore.
Jesus!
Where?!
Jackie Brown
My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.
AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfscker in the room. Accept no substitutes
Rushmore
Do you think we're going to have sex?
That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Not if you've ever fscked before, it isn't.
You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
Sixteen Candles
I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up!
Better Off Dead
How are we going to get real drugs in this town? We can't even get cable!
What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?
Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars
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