What are your favorite Letterman moments?

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Ladies Man

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So many good memories. I love it when Alan Kalter does anything. BIG RED. From taking time out to talk to the ladies or to run around yelling and screaming that the martians are coming it's all good stuff.
 

Fritzo

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<< My favorite moment was the moment I turned Letterman off and Leno on. >>



Oh man! What a zinger!
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Fritzo

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<< I love it when he gets Rupert from the Hello Deli to walk around town with the wire in his ear and Dave tells him what to say.
Sooo Funny :D
>>



Did you see the one where he did that and was a waiter at an outdoor restaurant? He carried a glass of water out to a lady with his thumb in the water. The lady got all ticked off and had him take it back, then he came back out wearing rubber gloves with his thumb in the water....HA!!!!!!! I thought she was going to kick his A$$ :D
 

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<<

<< I love it when he gets Rupert from the Hello Deli to walk around town with the wire in his ear and Dave tells him what to say.
Sooo Funny :D
>>



Did you see the one where he did that and was a waiter at an outdoor restaurant? He carried a glass of water out to a lady with his thumb in the water. The lady got all ticked off and had him take it back, then he came back out wearing rubber gloves with his thumb in the water....HA!!!!!!! I thought she was going to kick his A$$ :D
>>


There's also Dave running the drive thru at Taco Bell. I also like biff at yankees spring training, that's always good.

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<<

<< I love it when he gets Rupert from the Hello Deli to walk around town with the wire in his ear and Dave tells him what to say.
Sooo Funny :D
>>



Did you see the one where he did that and was a waiter at an outdoor restaurant? He carried a glass of water out to a lady with his thumb in the water. The lady got all ticked off and had him take it back, then he came back out wearing rubber gloves with his thumb in the water....HA!!!!!!! I thought she was going to kick his A$$ :D
>>




God, those bits made me laugh so hard. When Rupert did it with that older guy, it was even better.

"Stop calling me Veronica!!"
 

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OCGuy

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When he used his position of power to put his wrinkly old balls on an employee's face.
 
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Brought to you by Larry King. He looks like an owl.
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Does anyone know were to find larry king, He looks like a owl clip???...

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WTF?

My favorite moment will be when he's off the air. I think he's a creep.

Says the guy that was bragging about how attractive he finds his kids to be.
 

Ichinisan

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My favorite Letterman moment will be when he goes off the air. I haven't seen anything funny in 12 years and I just can't stand him for some reason.

[edit]
Ah, I could have just said:

Is he off the air yet?

No? Ok, then I don't have one yet.

This.
 

QueBert

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It was 10 or more years ago he had Pam Grier on, he was flirting with her big time. He said something about how she should have came up to his place to visit him. She said something about she would have if he had invited her. I think she called him big daddy after that. He just sat there grinning and had nothing to say. For all the shit he talks it's always funny when he's at a loss for words.