What are your favorite Letterman moments?

calbear2000

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Mine has to be when Drew Barrymore danced on his desk on his birthday and then they showed it on the Jumbotron in Times Square :D

And whatever happened to Wujiber and Surajul (sp?) Those guys were hilarious...
 

ScottyB

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<< Mine has to be when Drew Barrymore danced on his desk on his birthday and then they showed it on the Jumbotron in Times Square
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I remember that one, it was hilarious. He had his big smile ":D" on that day.
 

Shagger

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Alka-seltzer suit...
Sponge suit...
Velcro Suit...

Drew's b00bies weren't bad either ;)
 

Shagger

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Dropping things off a 5 story tower...

Squashing things in a 40 ton press - even cigarettes in a "crush-proof" box...

Having Crispin Glover try to kick him...

Getting called a a-hole by Cher...
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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Some of the older Top Ten Lists are hilarious...

Top ten Amish spring break activities...

Drink molasses 'til you heave
Wet bonnet contest
Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy
Buttermilk kegger
Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale
Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns"
Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers
Sleep 'til 6 AM
Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite ass
Churn butter naked

LMAO!

 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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Ted Kennedy's Top 10 Party Tips

10. Having a son or nephew around is a great ice-breaker with the
younger babes.
9. Flaming tumblers of Sambuca keep away gnats.
8. Pretending to lose a contact lens is a terrific way to look up
skirts.
7. Make sure cocktail napkins have liability waiver on back.
6. Wake up the kids after midnight for Jello shots.
5. Mix Chivas and Slim-Fast: get drunk and lose weight.
4. Two words: Wang Chung.
3. Invite Supreme Court Justice David Souter -- that guy is a party
nut job!
2. Billy Dee Williams was right: Colt 45.
1. Take off pants. Mingle.

Another good one. :D
 

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Whenever they do those bits with the announcer (the guy with the red hair, sorry, can't seem to recall his name) getting all pi$$ed off and ripping his shirt off.

Man! He has a nice pair!
 

Atrail

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I love it when he gets Rupert from the Hello Deli to walk around town with the wire in his ear and Dave tells him what to say.
Sooo Funny :D
 

PsychoAndy

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<< Whenever they do those bits with the announcer (the guy with the red hair, sorry, can't seem to recall his name) getting all pi$$ed off and ripping his shirt off.

Man! He has a nice pair!
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that would be alan kalter.

BTW i loved the rupert episodes where he runs around the city and goes into a mcdonalds:

"hi, i need a quarter pounder, a half pounder, a pounder, a 3 pounder and a 5 pounder"
"uh dave......i dont have enough money"
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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<< Whenever they do those bits with the announcer (the guy with the red hair, sorry, can't seem to recall his name) getting all pi$$ed off and ripping his shirt off.

Man! He has a nice pair!
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that would be alan kalter.

BTW i loved the rupert episodes where he runs around the city and goes into a mcdonalds:

"hi, i need a quarter pounder, a half pounder, a pounder, a 3 pounder and a 5 pounder"
"uh dave......i dont have enough money"
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aka Big Red.. ROTFLMAO!
 

crawford

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<< My favorite moment was the moment I turned Letterman off and Leno on. >>



well said, same here.
 

BDawg

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<< "hi, i need a quarter pounder, a half pounder, a pounder, a 3 pounder and a 5 pounder"
"uh dave......i dont have enough money"
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"Who are you, Mayor McCheese?"

The Rupert moments were the best. When he saw the Gugenheim tour director who looked like Kenny Rogers.

"Gambler! Gambler! You gotta know when to hold them."
 

calbear2000

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<<

<< My favorite moment was the moment I turned Letterman off and Leno on. >>



well said, same here.
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Good for you guys. I'm happy for you
rolleye.gif
 

conjur

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The psycho Crispin Glover almost kicking Letterman.
Chris Elliot in various bits (The Fugitive Guy, his Brando imitation, and something like The Boy From Under The Stage)
Farrah drunk
Drew BaringMore
The first time I saw him in the velcro suit and jumping onto the velcro wall, it just struck me as sooo funny!
Watermelons off the roof
Dave's mom doing the Olympics coverage
 

calbear2000

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<<

<< Whenever they do those bits with the announcer (the guy with the red hair, sorry, can't seem to recall his name) getting all pi$$ed off and ripping his shirt off.

Man! He has a nice pair!
>>



that would be alan kalter.

BTW i loved the rupert episodes where he runs around the city and goes into a mcdonalds:

"hi, i need a quarter pounder, a half pounder, a pounder, a 3 pounder and a 5 pounder"
"uh dave......i dont have enough money"
>>



Yeah I remember that one. "I'd like 20 quarter pounders please. I'm trying to make my own 5 pounder" And then as he's waiting for his food, he flirts with the female employees "So you girls think I'm sexy?"
 

MrBond

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When Richard Simmons came on for Thanksgiving wearing a turkey costume and wouldn't get off Dave's desk. So Dave blasted him with the fire extinguisher. I almost ruined a pair of pants I was laughing so hard.
 

crawford

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<<

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<< My favorite moment was the moment I turned Letterman off and Leno on. >>



well said, same here.
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Good for you guys. I'm happy for you
rolleye.gif
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thanks, i thought youd be.
 

bizmark

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<< Do you know what does not require RealPlayer? Anything I am going to watch. >>



Yeah, I know, I refuse to have any Real product on my computer too. That's why I watch all of this stuff on my friend's computer ;)