I'm not what you'd call a ladies man.
Last weekend there was a party. I skipped it for no good reason.
My phone is broken, only works sometimes. It wasn't working that night.
Next day I see a bunch of text messages on my phone from different girls.
Next day I find out one in particular went to the party specifically to lay me. This is a 9/10 blonde, would have represented the pinnacle of my fornicating achievements.
So I regret that. And I ordered a new phone.
Last weekend there was a party. I skipped it for no good reason.
My phone is broken, only works sometimes. It wasn't working that night.
Next day I see a bunch of text messages on my phone from different girls.
Next day I find out one in particular went to the party specifically to lay me. This is a 9/10 blonde, would have represented the pinnacle of my fornicating achievements.
So I regret that. And I ordered a new phone.
