What are you supposed to say if someone compliments your girl?

[RESmonkey]

That's a compliment.

 

[BassBomb]

slap your woman for being such a whore

 

[dr150]

Blow him to keep him from stealing your girl. :thumbsup:

 

[shortylickens]

Say "damn Straight! And tonight, I'm gonna fucker in da ass!"

 

[SKORPI0]

Say "damn Straight! And tonight, I'm gonna fucker in da ass!" And she is looking for a threesome, are you available?

Fixed.... :sneaky:

 

[moshquerade]

thinly veiled brag thread

 

[guyver01]

thinly veiled brag thread

troof...

but if he really wanted to brag... he'd post the pic in this thread.

 

[her209]

"You should see her nekkid."

 

[BW86]

you say "thanks" .......

 

[Scouzer]

thanks bra but it weird u like ur mother

 

[iGas]

Thank you.

 

[SunSamurai]

When people compliment my girl I usually say something akin to yup shes quite a catch and im the fucking king fisherman.

 

[JJChicken]

Think of it as being shorthand for "I'm sorry for your loss."
It does suck, but I think societal norms indicate you should use a little more tact.

I just say "Cool Story Bro"

 

[Terzo]

I just say "Cool Story Bro"

Awesome anecdote, acquaintance.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Awesome anecdote, acquaintance.

Slick shtick, dick.

 

[schneiderguy]

What is girl?

 

[The Stig]

I hate it when people I don't know or care about tell me about the deaths of their loved ones. This one time, a guy that lives in my building was doing laundry, and I walked in and started to take my stuff out, and he was like "Yeah, my daughter died the other day." WTF!? Just out of the blue like that "Yeah, my daughter died" Do I know you? Why the fuck are you telling me this nonsense? Do you really think I care? Do you think I'm gonna go back to my apartment, lay down in bed and cry because your daughter died? Fuck no! Anyway, I just looked at him and said "Oh, ok", and continued taking my stuff out. True story.

most excellent

 

[KeithTalent]

If she was present I usually said "Yeah, she's amazing, thanks". If not, I usually said just "thanks". My ex-ex used to get hit-on non-stop and that's how I dealt with dudes making comments.

KT