rolling stones "sympathy for the devil" 
Yow! Yow! Yow!
Umph, ca, umph, umph
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a companies soul and fate.  And I was 'round when 3dfx
Had its moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Jen-Hsun Huang 
Washed his hands and sealed its fate.  Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game.  Stuck around Santa Clara
When I saw it was a time for a change
crippled the nv30 and its derivatives
the detanators screamed in vain.  I rode a tank
In a general's rank
When the Athlons raged
And the willamettes' stank.  Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah.  I watched the gleam [Who, Who]
While you GPUs and VPUs
Fought for ten long weeks
For the benchies they made.  I shouted out
"Who killed the 3dmark?"
When after all
It was you and me.  Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for firewire
Who got killed before it reached x86 Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, babyMa, oo
OooaPleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game.  Just as every game is a disappointment
And all the FPS saints
As I end this tale
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraintSo if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well learned qualities
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeahPleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, 
Oh, yeah