What are you like in life?

Sentinel

Diamond Member
Jun 23, 2000
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I am pissed off and will punch you in your damn face when i get drunk tonight.
 

geek4life

Banned
Oct 24, 2004
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Come on! I know all of you are 45 year old unemployed homosexual, 300 pounds fat body, live in your mom's basement and with a tennis ball in your mouth. You don't fool me sweetie.
 

DivideBYZero

Lifer
May 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: geek4life
Come on! I know all of you are 45 year old unemployed homosexual, 300 pounds fat body, live in your mom's basement and with a tennis ball in your mouth. You don't fool me sweetie.

Yep. Everyone except you.
 

acemcmac

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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I'm an 20-30 year old african american, with short black hair, wearing a basketball jersey, between 5'10" and 6'2" and last seen leaving a 7-11 with $72.41 from the register, a slurpee and a saturday night special. Escaped on foot. Armed and considered highly dangerous. Do not approach. If you see me, please notify your local law enforcement agency.
 

tfinch2

Lifer
Feb 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: geek4life
Come on! I know all of you are 45 year old unemployed homosexual, 300 pounds fat body, live in your mom's basement and with a tennis ball in your mouth. You don't fool me sweetie.

Did you just call me sweetie? And we're the homos? :confused:
 
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Lola

Originally posted by: geek4life
Come on! I know all of you are 45 year old unemployed homosexual, 300 pounds fat body, live in your mom's basement and with a tennis ball in your mouth. You don't fool me sweetie.

i would say more lonely, girl-dumb ready to bang anything with.... well, never mind. your ASSumption is quite off.
 

Zysoclaplem

Diamond Member
Sep 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: geek4life
Come on! I know all of you are 45 year old unemployed homosexual, 300 pounds fat body, live in your mom's basement and with a tennis ball in your mouth. You don't fool me sweetie.

I can see why a 45 yo unemployed 300lb guy/gal with a tennis ball in their mouth living in their mom's basement would be considered bad. But why homosexual? I know it was just a joke, but why not "virgin" or "pervert?"
 
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Lola

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: geek4life
Come on! I know all of you are 45 year old unemployed homosexual, 300 pounds fat body, live in your mom's basement and with a tennis ball in your mouth. You don't fool me sweetie.

I can see why a 45 yo unemployed 300lb guy/gal with a tennis ball in their mouth living in their mom's basement would be considered bad. But why homosexual? I know it was just a joke, but why not "virgin" or "pervert?"

i agree. bad choice. :thumbsdown:
 

toekramp

Diamond Member
Jun 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: geek4life
Come on! I know all of you are 45 year old unemployed homosexual, 300 pounds fat body, live in your mom's basement and with a tennis ball in your mouth. You don't fool me sweetie.

geek4life described me to a tee(sp)...no need for further description
 

FoBoT

No Lifer
Apr 30, 2001
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fobot.com
i have nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boys who have great skillz.
 

yllus

Elite Member & Lifer
Aug 20, 2000
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Well, I tend to feel that my life is defined by my work.

I work in a warehouse for a Big 3 candy company, packing fudge products carefully for shipment worldwide.