What are you gonna name your first kid??(if you haven't already)

[SexEPid]

I'm gonna name my first kid(if it's a male) Charles, so all the kids can call him Chuck!

If it's a girl, then it will be Eckoe!

What about YOU?



Pid, NEF

 

[unxpurg8d]

You're going to condemn your kid to a childhood filled with "hey, UPChuck!" or "WoodChuck", etc? Awwwwwwwwwwwww...... meanie.

 

[GammaRayX]

If its a boy, I am going to name it Spark Plug and Miracle Tire if it's a girl.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

maybe Xander or Xavier.

 

[WombatWoman]

SexEPid, before naming a child, it may be wise to consider the sorts of taunts that other children are likely to make if, for instance, your kid's name rhymes with certain naughty words. In grade school I had a girl friend named Reggie, and when the other kids learned that her real name was Regina (with a long "I",) the merriment was considerable.

So sing "The Name Game" along with me, Chuck Chuck Bo Buck, Banana Fanna Fo... never mind.

 

[Zucchini]

I just dunno about chuck. To me it sounds like a name for a old white codger

 

[SexEPid]

True, kids are very cruel these days, I should know, cause I am

But, I mean, you could make fun of any name, like Grant is mine

People call me Granty Panty

WW: hehehe, my boy will beat the kids that make fun of him

Pid, NEF

 

[Bryan]

Chuck Chuck, bo buck, banana fanna....

(EDIT) DOH! WW, I didn't see that.

 

[BoberFett]

WombatWoman

If any kids at school make fun of my Reggie, the solution is simple.

I kill that kid and their entire family. I figure that should end any name calling.

 

[Bryan]

OR you could get her a trenchcoat and a copy of Doom, ya sicko!

 

[DataFly]

I've got a friend who's named Colin and is thinking seriously about naming his first kid Semi-colin...can you imagine the insults in school? Ouch.


:Q

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

lol
@
TheNameSong

 

[wh00kah]

Simple.

If I have a boy, I'll name him Ronin.
That way, the only thing they'd call him is Bonin' Ronin (EDIT:Or groanin' ronin), and that wouldn't be so bad once he learns about sex and its numerous euphemisms

And, if the elementary school kids somehow are industrious enough to look
up the word, they'd find that Ronin means lawless in chinese and in Japan
Ronin were outlawed samurai who were kicked out of or renounced their lord's house
and set out to do murderous deeds for money. Kinda kewl, huh?

If kids pick on him then, well, they're just cruel.

 

[shopbruin]

my boyfriend wants to name his first kids jedi and force.

needless to say, i don't agree.

 

[Stallion]

My sons name is Gabriel. We call him Gabe, little fella,stud,Gabe miester. He's 18 months old.

 

[purplehayes]

Well, since I married into a package deal, my first born was already named. However, we did change his name when I adopted him from Fredrick to Fred because Fredrick Hendricks rhymes (sort of) and Fred Hendricks doesn't.

PH