what are you giving/getting for Valentine's Day?

[nageov3t]

I'm getting my gift administered orally.

At least I think. Last year she had a cold sore. Probably got it on purpose.

that counts as a gift? that's sad.

 

[Fritzo]

that counts as a gift? that's sad.

Welcome to married life. That's why brides smile when they walk down the isle: they don't have to do "that" anymore.

 

[Fausto]

that counts as a gift? that's sad.

But it's the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[brown eyes]

Don't even want to think about it. S/O doesn't care about it.

 

[brainhulk]

Don't even want to think about it. S/O doesn't care about it.

that's not right. valentine's day only comes around once a year?

 

[akshatp]

giving: $200 cash
getting: FFXIII-2

then off to a non-romantic dinner since we have to drag the kids along lol.

how about you?

Cash? Really?

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Some guys try to be smooth on Valentine's Day, giving their lovely lady a gift of lingerie or jewelry over dinner in a blatant attempt to get lucky. I prefer to let the dinner speak for itself. I just hope my wife enjoys the entree of blowfish and clams in white sauce I ordered for her

 

[brainhulk]

Some guys try to be smooth on Valentine's Day, giving their lovely lady a gift of lingerie or jewelry over dinner in a blatant attempt to get lucky. I prefer to let the dinner speak for itself. I just hope my wife enjoys the entree of blowfish and clams in white sauce I ordered for her

is that the blowfish that has to be prepared perfectly or else it might kill you and the chef has to commit suicide if it does??

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

is that the blowfish that has to be prepared perfectly or else it might kill you and the chef has to commit suicide if it does??

Fugu yes but don't know nothing about the chef part

 

[brainhulk]

Fugu yes but don't know nothing about the chef part

yeah, i read that chefs have to commit hari kiri if someone dies from fugu that they prepared

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

yeah, i read that chefs have to commit hari kiri if someone dies from fugu that they prepared

http://www.ehow.com/how_7503695_eat-blowfish.html

:whiste:

 

[dennilfloss]

Gave a box of chocolates and a card.

 

[brainhulk]

http://www.ehow.com/how_7503695_eat-blowfish.html

:whiste:

http://www.japanfortheuninvited.com/articles/fugu.html

Nearly 100 people a year die of fugu poisoning, mostly ambitious amateur chefs who try to prepare the treat at home. The most famous casualty was beloved kabuki actor (and officially designated “national treasure&#8221 Mitsugoro Bando VIII

Since 1958, chefs need a license to prepare fugu. This is a tedious task requiring great skill and precision. According to custom, a chef whose customer dies from his fugu is honour-bound to commit seppuku (ritual suicide by disembowelment).

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

http://www.japanfortheuninvited.com/articles/fugu.html

Exactly :thumbsup:

 

[brainhulk]

Exactly :thumbsup:

so I take it you are in Japan. how much is that dish gonna run you?

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

so I take it you are in Japan. how much is that dish gonna run you?

No I am not in Japan but I live in a place surrounded by a huge ocean and it has fish in it just like Japan. So its not a problem getting it.

 

[Soundmanred]

Just a cockolate

Gross. I don't even want to know what that is.

 

[brainhulk]

No I am not in Japan but I live in a place surrounded by a huge ocean and it has fish in it just like Japan. So its not a problem getting it.

Is your fugu chef specially trained like the chefs in japan?

 

[bignateyk]

Giving: Diamonds
Receiving: Head

 

[nageov3t]

Giving: Diamonds
Receiving: Head

that seems like a terrible tradeoff.

is oral really so rare in straight relationships that it counts as a gift?

 

[brainhulk]

that seems like a terrible tradeoff.

is oral really so rare in straight relationships that it counts as a gift?

rare because people know now that person giving head gets throat cancer

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

rare because people know now that person giving head gets throat cancer

Guess the Republicans can be happy then that the "gay problem" will fix itself in the near future then! :whiste: