What are you dressing up as for halloween and/or what are you going to do?

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth
I don't drink, so keep your crappy Canadian beer. [/strikes nerve a la 'Canadian Bacon']

Fine then ... I'll shut down the weed supply, and you'll be out of work without potheads to bust!

- M4H

There's still liquor, my friend. And that provides an endless supply of work.

True that. Uppity drunken people provide for way more Arrest Potential than mellowed out bluntheads.

- M4H

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth
I don't drink, so keep your crappy Canadian beer. [/strikes nerve a la 'Canadian Bacon']

Fine then ... I'll shut down the weed supply, and you'll be out of work without potheads to bust!

- M4H

There's still liquor, my friend. And that provides an endless supply of work.

True that. Uppity drunken people provide for way more Arrest Potential than mellowed out bluntheads.

- M4H

And the fight potential is about 8000% higher, too.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bradruth
And the fight potential is about 8000% higher, too.

Nothing like an angry drunken Russian to stir things up!

- M4H

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth
And the fight potential is about 8000% higher, too.

Nothing like an angry drunken Russian to stir things up!

- M4H

For whatever reason I'm reminded of that scene in Naked Gun (maybe it was the second one) where Drebin orders those drinks and a guy that the drink describes comes out instead. Then when he asks for a Black Russian the bartender just shakes his head and walks away.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth
And the fight potential is about 8000% higher, too.

Nothing like an angry drunken Russian to stir things up!

- M4H

For whatever reason I'm reminded of that scene in Naked Gun (maybe it was the second one) where Drebin orders those drinks and a guy that the drink describes comes out instead. Then when he asks for a Black Russian the bartender just shakes his head and walks away.

Wonder what the drink "Angry Drunken Russian" would be?

3 parts vodka
2 parts more vodka
Garnish with broken glass from neck of vodka bottle

- M4H

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Wonder what the drink "Angry Drunken Russian" would be?

3 parts vodka
2 parts more vodka
Garnish with broken glass from neck of vodka bottle

- M4H

Racist! You should really leave those drunken, lazy, violent, sneaky, drunken, commie Ruskies alone.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Wonder what the drink "Angry Drunken Russian" would be?

3 parts vodka
2 parts more vodka
Garnish with broken glass from neck of vodka bottle

- M4H

Racist! You should really leave those drunken, lazy, violent, sneaky, drunken, commie Ruskies alone.

You forgot red-bearded. /scratches blazing-red stubble

<-- is half Russian/Ukraine/that general region

- M4H

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Wonder what the drink "Angry Drunken Russian" would be?

3 parts vodka
2 parts more vodka
Garnish with broken glass from neck of vodka bottle

- M4H

Racist! You should really leave those drunken, lazy, violent, sneaky, drunken, commie Ruskies alone.

You forgot red-bearded. /scratches blazing-red stubble

<-- is half Russian/Ukraine/that general region

- M4H

Damn! I knew I was forgetting something. My over-the-top racist rants would probably go better if I was a racist...I should really educate myself more on offensive slurs and stereotypes.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Damn! I knew I was forgetting something. My over-the-top racist rants would probably go better if I was a racist...I should really educate myself more on offensive slurs and stereotypes.

Wait a few seconds and some no0b will repost the link to the "OMG TEH LIST0R OF STEEROTYPEZ"

- M4H

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth
Damn! I knew I was forgetting something. My over-the-top racist rants would probably go better if I was a racist...I should really educate myself more on offensive slurs and stereotypes.

Wait a few seconds and some no0b will repost the link to the "OMG TEH LIST0R OF STEEROTYPEZ"

- M4H

That'll probably come shortly after numerous complains to the mods about my clearly non-sarcastic hatred of all things not anglo-saxon.

Friggin' sensitive whiteys.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth
Damn! I knew I was forgetting something. My over-the-top racist rants would probably go better if I was a racist...I should really educate myself more on offensive slurs and stereotypes.

Wait a few seconds and some no0b will repost the link to the "OMG TEH LIST0R OF STEEROTYPEZ"

- M4H

That'll probably come shortly after numerous complains to the mods about my clearly non-sarcastic hatred of all things not anglo-saxon.

Friggin' sensitive whiteys.

Word. Goddamned devil-eyed pasty-face patio-grey honkey motherfvckin' saltines.



- M4H

 

[Anubis]

1) nothing
2) nothing

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth
That'll probably come shortly after numerous complains to the mods about my clearly non-sarcastic hatred of all things not anglo-saxon.

Friggin' sensitive whiteys.

Word. Goddamned devil-eyed pasty-face patio-grey honkey motherfvckin' saltines.



- M4H

Those hypocritical, cheat-on-their-spouse-while-preaching-morality, bible-thumping, ignorant, narrow-minded church mongers are going to have a field day with this if you want watch what you're saying.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth
That'll probably come shortly after numerous complains to the mods about my clearly non-sarcastic hatred of all things not anglo-saxon.

Friggin' sensitive whiteys.

Word. Goddamned devil-eyed pasty-face patio-grey honkey motherfvckin' saltines.



- M4H

Those hypocritical, cheat-on-their-spouse-while-preaching-morality, bible-thumping, ignorant, narrow-minded church mongers are going to have a field day with this if you want watch what you're saying.

:beer: I concede the victory to you, as I've no sequential comeback to that.

- M4H

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth
That'll probably come shortly after numerous complains to the mods about my clearly non-sarcastic hatred of all things not anglo-saxon.

Friggin' sensitive whiteys.

Word. Goddamned devil-eyed pasty-face patio-grey honkey motherfvckin' saltines.



- M4H

Those hypocritical, cheat-on-their-spouse-while-preaching-morality, bible-thumping, ignorant, narrow-minded church mongers are going to have a field day with this if you want watch what you're saying.

:beer: I concede the victory to you, as I've no sequential comeback to that.

- M4H

I'd offer to shake your hand, but I don't want to get your French-laden, excessively friendly, fine-featured, boozin', hockey-playin', winter coat wearin', strange sense of humor havin' Canadian germs on me.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth
That'll probably come shortly after numerous complains to the mods about my clearly non-sarcastic hatred of all things not anglo-saxon.

Friggin' sensitive whiteys.

Word. Goddamned devil-eyed pasty-face patio-grey honkey motherfvckin' saltines.



- M4H

Those hypocritical, cheat-on-their-spouse-while-preaching-morality, bible-thumping, ignorant, narrow-minded church mongers are going to have a field day with this if you want watch what you're saying.

:beer: I concede the victory to you, as I've no sequential comeback to that.

- M4H

I'd offer to shake your hand, but I don't want to get your French-laden, excessively friendly, fine-featured, boozin', hockey-playin', winter coat wearin', strange sense of humor havin' Canadian germs on me.

What are you afraid of, you fear-mongering, sister-slamming, NASCAR-watching, shotgun-stroking, moonshine-running, border-jumping-to-scam-a-flu-shot-from-Canada, red-white-and-blue-balled Yankee fvck?



- M4H

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
What are you afraid of, you fear-mongering, sister-slamming, NASCAR-watching, shotgun-stroking, moonshine-running, border-jumping-to-scam-a-flu-shot-from-Canada, red-white-and-blue-balled Yankee fvck?



- M4H

Hey, you used southern hick-style insults AND called me a Yankee. I petition for disqualification.


Oh, and if you don't like America you can GEEEEEEEEET OUT! [/Automatic hillbilly victory]

 

[handoverfist]

3 pronged electrical plug

my gf is going as the outlet...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
What are you afraid of, you fear-mongering, sister-slamming, NASCAR-watching, shotgun-stroking, moonshine-running, border-jumping-to-scam-a-flu-shot-from-Canada, red-white-and-blue-balled Yankee fvck?



- M4H

Hey, you used southern hick-style insults AND called me a Yankee. I petition for disqualification.


Oh, and if you don't like America you can GEEEEEEEEET OUT! [/Automatic hillbilly victory]

Yeah, well, you used "excessively friendly" in reference to me - you lose!

- M4H

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Pantsless M4H.

Take normal M4H, add liquor.

- M4H

heh, scary thought there

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
What are you afraid of, you fear-mongering, sister-slamming, NASCAR-watching, shotgun-stroking, moonshine-running, border-jumping-to-scam-a-flu-shot-from-Canada, red-white-and-blue-balled Yankee fvck?



- M4H

Hey, you used southern hick-style insults AND called me a Yankee. I petition for disqualification.


Oh, and if you don't like America you can GEEEEEEEEET OUT! [/Automatic hillbilly victory]

Yeah, well, you used "excessively friendly" in reference to me - you lose!

- M4H

Yeah, I didn't think that really applied. Damn you for not fitting the stereotype!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Well I think bradruth, M4H and I successfully hijacked this thread