What are you doing for Halloween?

[John Connor]

Since the last few years I've had less and less kids come to the door so this year I'm just going out to eat. I did buy a bag of candy just in case, but knowing my luck I'll get like twenty kids. Seems the neighborhood kids all grew up since I moved into this house 13 years ago. What's so odd is that an elementary school is just a block away.

I used to go all out on Halloween with a grave yard, fog, zombies, and sound effects, etc. Not so anymore. Maybe that will change if I had kids.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Since the last few years I've had less and less kids come to the door so this year I'm just going out to eat. I did buy a bag of candy just in case, but knowing my luck I'll get like twenty kids. Seems the neighborhood kids all grew up since I moved into this house 13 years ago. What's so odd is that an elementary school is just a block away.

I used to go all out on Halloween with a grave yard, fog, zombies, and sound effects, etc. Not so anymore. Maybe that will change if I had kids.

I thought you weren’t allowed within 1000 yards of an elementary school.

 

[Crono]

 

[WilliamM2]

We haven't had any trick or treater's in the last 15 years or so. We live in a subdivision a couple miles out of town, I think all the parents take their kids in town for more treats.

 

[eng2d2]

batter batter game 6

 

[zinfamous]

Gonna log into OP's forums and masturbate furiously.

 

[Mayne]

you are looking at it. Another year, another place where I can't actually hand out candies. Kinda bumming me out.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Nada.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Gonna log into OP's forums and masturbate furiously.

It's a holiday, do something you don't do every other night.

I'm gonna stand on my front porch with a bowl of Snickers in one hand and a running chainsaw in the other hand. I want to see how greedy those little bastards really are.

 

[Thebobo]

Hidding

 

[Mai72]

Just gonna stare out my bedroom window like a freak.

 

[lxskllr]

Sitting on the porch waiting for kids. I'll probably get a nice big glass of whisky shortly. Ideally, I'll get exactly 24 kids. That's how many candy bars I bought. Worst case scenario is I have to break into my delicious Love Crunch granola bars. Those are mine!

edit:
23 remain

edit2:
Shit, already lost count, but I'm down another 5 or so. The Schogetten's seem to be popular though.

 

[shortylickens]

I just saw my first slutty Harley of the year.
Bad news is she was about 12 so I kinda feel a little sick to my stomach.

 

[lxskllr]

I'm somebody! The kids remember me from last year with the Toblerone bars. Said I give out the best candy. I feel so special now.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Worshiping Satan of course. All hail his noodly... oh wait, wrong deity.

 

[Chaotic42]

Watching some TV while dinner is cooking. After that I'm going to do some more working from home on the old laptop.

 

[Exterous]

Whole lotta nothing

So you're dressing up like a girl and shaking your ass?

 

[lxskllr]

Two candy bars left. There's more kids this year. Looks like I'll have to get into the granola bars :^(

 

[VirtualLarry]

Posting to AT, like usual. I guess. I was going to hand out USB flash drives last year, but didn't get any visitors.

Thought I heard an egging earlier, hey kids, not my fault maintenance hasn't fixed my buzzer yet.

Went out with a flashlight, didn't see anything dripping.

 

[snoopy7548]

Doing what I usually do but also watching Halloween.

Got about 15 little kids, nobody over the age of about ten. No one in the last ~30 minutes. One had the nerve to say, "I won't be coming back next year!" as he walked away. Little shithead. I hope he chokes on the crappy malted milk balls he took.

 

[lxskllr]

About ready to go in. When I finish my whisky, I'll call it a night. Looks like I lost six granola bars. Gonna have to get 35 candy bars next year.

edit:
-9 granola bars. Sigh... :^(

 

[highland145]

I'm working on a project. Kids? Nada, no kids. I would like to think that the funeral home helps but it's probably the attack goose. Whatever, concrete geese don't eat.

Told the wife that I was going to paint his eyes red. She wasn't amused. WTH? Humorless people in my life.

 

[lxskllr]

Concrete geese eat less than the emus I wanted to get. Less liability also, since I don't think they'll kick the shit out of kids.

 

[highland145]

Concrete geese eat less than the emus I wanted to get. Less liability also, since I don't think they'll kick the shit out of kids.

Heh, but the wife might kick mine. I keep moving it around the yard to "get her attention" in the early AM.

Damned thing is heavy so I might have to find something else to give her grief.

 

[Sonikku]

Whole lotta nothing




So you're dressing up like a girl and shaking your ass?

You say that like there's anything wrong with it.