What are the worst crimes you commit on a regular basis?

[HeXploiT]

Ok spill it people.
Worst crimes you commit on a regular basis.
Let's not discuss illegal downloads in this thread please. We all know half the world does that.

Me:Steal wireless bandwidth. Yes I know I am a thief but I take very very little.
I also drive without car insurance. Sometimes I smoke in non smoking places as well.
I know I'm a recluse!

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Perjury. I believe people should be more honest and assertive. Fuck the political bullshit.

As for me, I'm a pretty law abiding citizen. But I think have a couple of drinks and driving. I know it's not a good idea. Though I'm not drunk and feel very capable of driving, in the eyes of the cops, i'm screwed.

 

[tasmanian]

Jaywalking and some other biking related stuff.

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Perjury. I believe people should be more honest and assertive. Fuck the political bullshit.

As for me, I'm a pretty law abiding citizen. But I think have a couple of drinks and driving. I know it's not a good idea. Though I'm not drunk and feel very capable of driving, in the eyes of the cops, i'm screwed.

You testify in court on a regular basis?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Perry404
I also drive without car insurance.

Not cool...

 

[BrownTown]

probably petty theft, but were talking really petty type things, like stealing paper from a copy machine and stuff like that.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: yamadakun

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Perjury. I believe people should be more honest and assertive. Fuck the political bullshit.

As for me, I'm a pretty law abiding citizen. But I think have a couple of drinks and driving. I know it's not a good idea. Though I'm not drunk and feel very capable of driving, in the eyes of the cops, i'm screwed.

You testify in court on a regular basis?

Nope. The last time I went to court was for a no front plate ticket. I was frank and honest with the judge and actually got the ticket taken off.

 

[Ns1]

Reading ZJ's threads. 'tis a crime against humanity.

 

[FoBoT]

what kind of person commits 'crimes' on a regular basis

you mean like breaking the ten commandments?

 

[BoomerD]

Nowadays, I'm a pretty law-abiding citizen. Possibly the worst thing I do is drive a bit over the speed limit..Now in my youth...that was a MUCH different thing...I wasn't quite the model citizen I am in my old age...and have a couple of felonies to prove it...

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Just smoking weed and speeding - not at the same time, of course.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Just smoking weed and speeding - not at the same time, of course.

Of course not. When you're smoking weed you're happy go lucky. 10 miles under the speed limit, good to go. Along with some Sublime.

 

[BlackTigers]

If those speed limit signs mean something...I'd say that takes the cake. Other than that, it involves consumption of alcohol and a certain plant grown drug. But not the first and last two at the same time, lol.

 

[SleepWalkerX]

Not much.. just sometimes slip out at night to render someone unconscious and murder them once they wake up in a slow and painful way.. oh and I'll sometimes jaywalk.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: SleepWalkerX
Not much.. just sometimes slip out at night to render someone unconscious and murder them once they wake up in a slow and painful way.. oh and I'll sometimes jaywalk.

You JAYWALK? Call the cops!

 

[xeemzor]

My main offenses tend to be prohibition related, i.e. smoking weed, though not often. I also believe I committed fraud, since I used the $10 off with GCO on buy.com way more than once. Oh, and I "stole" laptops out of a dumpster to sell on ebay. Other that that, I'm fairly straight shooter. Never have I ever been arrested or questioned by the police.

 

[warmodder]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers91
If those speed limit signs mean something...I'd say that takes the cake. Other than that, it involves consumption of alcohol and a certain plant grown drug. But not the first and last two at the same time, lol.

Same but none of the above at the same time--oh god does the room spin. :Q

 

[Scouzer]

Basically nothing at all...

 

[xeemzor]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
Basically nothing at all...

Everyone breaks a law at some point or another. Hell, if you have ever driven a car, you have probably broken about 5 laws.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
what kind of person commits 'crimes' on a regular basis

you mean like breaking the ten commandments?

I covet Fobot's ass constantly.

I know I'm a recluse!

Also, "I don't think that means what you think that means."

 

[videogames101]

"Must be 18 to enter this website"

oops...

 

[Scouzer]

Originally posted by: xeemzor

Originally posted by: Scouzer
Basically nothing at all...

Everyone breaks a law at some point or another. Hell, if you have ever driven a car, you have probably broken about 5 laws.

OK, the worst crime I commit is occasionally I'll exceed the speed limit by 5 km/h... which isn't often.

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: Perry404
Me:Steal wireless bandwidth. Yes I know I am a thief but I take very very little.

You cant "steal" wireless. An unsecured wireless network is just that...

Me: I jay walk daily.

 

[KK]

I kill kittens pretty much on a daily basis.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I've never killed anyone...

Doesn't that count for something?