What are the weirdest things you do or have done?

[Shelly21]

This one time, I shove a bottle rocket in my butt too tight and .....

 

[Chadder007]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
I danced to the captain picard music video that was posted on SA.

I do that at least once a day myself. 😱

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

I talk to my cats and mimic their conversations back to me! 😛

 

[PCTweaker5]

Originally posted by: dighn
i sit there and talk to myself in my head

Thats called thinking.

 

[PCTweaker5]

When I was 14 I was watchin one of them Cinemax porns jerkin it pretty good on the couch in the living room late at night. Well anyways, not hearing the door to his room open I continue happily when all of a sudden I see his shadow and hear footsteps coming my way, he sees me and I let out this big high pitched breath-in scream and try to push the "last" button on the remote but I fail miserably and am just sitting there trying to act as normal as possible with my d*ck hangin out! He most likely he knows he caught me and the porn is still showing on TV but he doesnt say a thing except for "Good night" but after he left I started back up again about 3 minutes later. Sadly thats the best post in this thread.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
play air guitar, air drums, headbang whilst enjoying music...

yeh, and weirder yet is looking in the mirror while you do that 😛

 

[cherrytwist]

When I'm alone I hardly ever wear pants.

Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
I talk to my cats and mimic their conversations back to me! 😛

My wife does this all of the time. I thought she was the only one 🙂.

 

[imported_KirbsAw]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
This one time, I shove a bottle rocket in my butt too tight and .....

lol 😀

 

[PCTweaker5]

Is that the girl who was told by her ex to do that from the other thread about the worst things youve done?