What are the weirdest things you do or have done?

PCTweaker5

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What are the weirdest things you do when you are alone that would surely ruin your life if somebody were to catch you? Dont be shy! Id start but I wanna hear some more f*cked sh*t than mine before I start, lol.
 

episodic

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I talk to myself all the time . . .

Complete with replies. . . and occasianlly arguments. I always win the argument though.
 

Kaervak

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Depending on what I'm listening to, I dance like a lunatic. Like right now I'm listening to di.fm and I'm damn glad I'm the only one awake.
 

Chu

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Originally posted by: PCTweaker5
What are the weirdest things you do when you are alone that would surely ruin your life if somebody were to catch you? Dont be shy! Id start but I wanna hear some more f*cked sh*t than mine before I start, lol.

jack the cat off


































































j/k I ate the cat a long time ago.
 

PCTweaker5

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Originally posted by: Chu
Originally posted by: PCTweaker5
What are the weirdest things you do when you are alone that would surely ruin your life if somebody were to catch you? Dont be shy! Id start but I wanna hear some more f*cked sh*t than mine before I start, lol.

jack the cat off








j/k I ate the cat a long time ago.

ewwww so it was a female?
 

PCTweaker5

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What sux is sometimes I'll be listening to my music which is metal and pretending to play a guitar and my dad will walk in on me and I get f*ckin humiliated to the max. It sux but someday I'll get used to it. He catches me doing other weird sh*t too but I'll listen to what you guys post first before I get into anything deeper.
 

Judgement

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I pull out the yard stick and....

well I guess its not embarassing anymore, before I used to only use a ruler
 

dudeman007

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Lets see...I do the usual, turn up the music and then dance and sing my butt off like william hung. Then occasionally when I'm alone, I go take joy rides in my parents car, (since I don't have a license). :p
 

Gurck

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Nothing much really.. I air-guitar, but I live alone so there's no one to walk in & make it awkward. My mom caught me slapboxing the one-eyed champ when I was 12 though :eek:
 

imported_KirbsAw

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Originally posted by: episodic
I talk to myself all the time . . .

Complete with replies. . . and occasianlly arguments. I always win the argument though.

I'm glad to see i'm not the only one
 

opticalmace

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Originally posted by: KirbsAw
Originally posted by: episodic
I talk to myself all the time . . .

Complete with replies. . . and occasianlly arguments. I always win the argument though.

I'm glad to see i'm not the only one

Would have been better if you had posted the first quote, too. =P
 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: PCTweaker5
What sux is sometimes I'll be listening to my music which is metal and pretending to play a guitar and my dad will walk in on me and I get f*ckin humiliated to the max. It sux but someday I'll get used to it. He catches me doing other weird sh*t too but I'll listen to what you guys post first before I get into anything deeper.

If this is the 80s, how am I on an internet message board? :confused:
 

datalink7

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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: PCTweaker5
What sux is sometimes I'll be listening to my music which is metal and pretending to play a guitar and my dad will walk in on me and I get f*ckin humiliated to the max. It sux but someday I'll get used to it. He catches me doing other weird sh*t too but I'll listen to what you guys post first before I get into anything deeper.

If this is the 80s, how am I on an internet message board? :confused:

LOL!
 

acemcmac

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I fantasize that im in my car, driving around the backroads, pounding my non existant clutch, shifting my non existant shfiter, etc....

edit: forgot making the revving noises and providing hip-hop commentary....
 

Argo

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Pretending that I'm quarterback on a superbowl team. Complete with snap counts, audibles and even sacks :( I'm very strange.
 

Atomicus

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belly button lint-picking and flicking, and to see if any stray pubes are coming out of my chest hairs :eek:
 

cronos

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Originally posted by: episodic
I talk to myself all the time . . .

Complete with replies. . . and occasianlly arguments. I always win the argument though.

same here. when i was little i sometimes talk to myself in front of a mirror.
:eek: