What are the "code words" that you and your friends use to point out hot women?

[NikPreviousAcct]

hot girl: "look... hot girl"

nik

 

[Desturel]

<< My friends and I don't need to use words. We can just look at each other and then look wherever she is. We've got it down to a science. >>

 

[hans007]

we had a rating system. it aws like, first digit face, 2nd body.


so like


00-99


0 to 9 for each

 

[b0mbrman]

One of us says "Dude, check out that girl!"

note: Girl may be substituted with skirt, chick, beautiful baby, etc.

 

[TheOmegaCode]

Damn I'd wreck it (p.s. for the hot chicks)
<---- Such a romantic...

 

[FrustratedUser]

<< some guys at work say 'circuit 43' im an electrician, there is no such thing as circuit 43, a panel can only have 42 circuits on it >>




?????? And why is that?

<--- electrical engineer

 

[Jfur]

<<

<< we used to use a deck of cards -- a lot of guys got "Joker" -- the best was Ace of Hearts >>



isn't the ace of spades higher? >>



it was considered hotter for a guy to be hearts -- not based on an actual card game... we actually got caught once flashing cards at work, but we made up some stupid story to mask our game.

 

[GiGoLo]

"i'd do her".... the only rating system you need

 

[MadRat]

hot = jaw dropping, mouth watering gorgeous
gorgeous = gorgeous but in a sophisticated way
nasty = trailer trash gorgeous
cute = not hot but definitely not ugly
okay = ugly but acceptable in a pinch
dog = ugly and totally unacceptable at any time
butch = ugly in a manly way
fugly = the worst of the ugly

 

[Dedpuhl]

At my job (grocery store), we would call out over the intercom "We have a code 10 on aisle 14." That means that there is a hottie on aisle 15. At one point it was really funny. After one of us would announce the code, you could see all the guys rushing to the aisle to take a peek...

 

[SALvation]

bax = hot
zoo = super unbelievably hot

 

[Nemesis77]

When we see a hot girl:

"Attention Macrolon, this is the command centre! The Shark has the phone-book! Repeat: The Shark has the phone-book!"

When we see not so hot girl:

"Attention! The code-word is: alpha red-7. Repeat: alpha red-7"

 

[Phoenix15]

When I used to work at a local pc shop all the gys there used motherboards. For example, the higher quality the board the hotter the chick. We'd walk over to someone and say "Hey did you see that new Abit that was just here?" My best friend and I were walking across the parking lot one day when this FUGLY girl walks out of the bank next door. He screams "My god, it's a refurbished PC Chips!"

 

[Turkey22]

We adapted one off a Bob and Tom sketch. "She's got nips the size of silver dollars" Ours...
OMG it's the Franklin Mint!!!

 

[TwoMix]

Good a far, far from good.

 

[Fritzo]

hot= Hey! A good looking hoochie mama!!!
ugly= Yikes! It looks like that woman's neck puked!!!

Those codes usually work pretty well

 

[Electric Amish]

Emerson....


slang for "Them are some"

Particularly in reference to a nice rack.

amish

 

[Buzzman151]

HOLY SH!T!!!! LOOK AT THOSE TITS!!!!


that one has always worked for us

 

[Shagger]

You just give a little sniff and tilt your head in the girls direction - that's enough

That and hold up a sign

 

[Geekbabe]

Lol, some of you guys scare me


Btw, women have our own code that rates you all but being more advanced than you are we don't even need to speak a word to each
other to pass along the "psycho men to be avoided at all costs" list ... networking at it's finest

 

[astriy]

<< Lol, some of you guys scare me


Btw, women have our own code that rates you all but being more advanced than you are we don't even need to speak a word to each
other to pass along the "psycho men to be avoided at all costs" list ... networking at it's finest >>



I knew it!

 

[MazerRackham]

<< My friends and I don't need to use words. We can just look at each other and then look wherever she is. We've got it down to a science. >>



Word!

We really just use slight jestures these days. And sometimes the "X o'clock" stuff...

 

[Cheesemoo]

well a girl with an a$$ so nice it makes you cry is called an onion

"daymn thats a nice onion"

 

[yoda291]

well, back in high school, we used to have a system for grading girls There was USDA choice at the high end, Good Housekeeping right underneath, all the grades of kosher, mystery lunch meat, and the special case -- pbs(paper bag situation). We've since evolved into the generic "holy schnap!" and "Great mother of a son of a cheese curdling wheelie" or someother such nonesense. THe longer the tomfoolery goes on, the hotter they are. What can I say, we get inspired. Yes we know...we're dogs.

 

[CedarTeeth135]

Me and my freinds use the most complex system of all. Are you ready.


She is hot=hot girl
She is Ok=ok looking girl
she is ugly=ugly girl