What are the best song titles you've ever heard?

[Ilmater]

Don't ask me who "The Great Redneck Hope" is, but they have the best song titles ever conceived. Their albums are:

'splosion!!

Best Titles:
- Oh My God. Omigod. Oohh My God. I Thought Nailguns Had A Safety
- Hey Goth Girl, Isn't It A Little Hot To Be Wearing Pants
- Three Easy Steps To Digging Up And Reanimating Your A--, Only To Rock It Into The Ground Again

Behold the F-ck Thunder

Best Titles:
- My other car is a centaur
- Are you there, God? Please help me stop mast--bating.
- Whoa, Frankenstein! I didn't program you to make out with boys!

 

[new2AMD]

 

[Pepsi90919]

standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand

 

[TheBDB]

Originally posted by: new2AMD

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand

Good, but not better than "Cheeseburger Karma 2004: A Jam Odyssey".

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand

Good, but not better than "Cheeseburger Karma 2004: A Jam Odyssey".

incredibly ridiculous combinations of words do not necessarily make good song titles.

 

[Fausto]

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: new2AMD

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand

Good, but not better than "Cheeseburger Karma 2004: A Jam Odyssey".

incredibly ridiculous combinations of words do not necessarily make good song titles.

OK fine. Then it's not better than "Killing the wheelchair-bound as they exit church with missiles fired from helicopters is my milieu."

 

[Brian23]

I like Chinese

 

[DeMeo]

My guitar wants to kill your mamma

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: DeMeo
My guitar wants to kill your mamma

Who's that from?

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: new2AMD

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand

Good, but not better than "Cheeseburger Karma 2004: A Jam Odyssey".

incredibly ridiculous combinations of words do not necessarily make good song titles.

OK fine. Then it's not better than "Killing the wheelchair-bound as they exit church with missiles fired from helicopters is my milieu."

true

 

[deftron]

Bobby Bare

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life



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Eyehategod


My Name Is God ( I Hate You )

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict.

Beaten to it!

:|




Of course, there's always "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.

 

[ggnl]

"If God Loves A Winner He's Going To Want To Fvck Me In A Minute" by drowningman

 

[Coquito]

Here Come the Bastards
Over the Electric Grapevine
Shake Hands with Beef

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: DeMeo
My guitar wants to kill your mamma

Who's that from?

Dweezil Zappa.

A great song from David Baerwald (David & David, "Welcome to the Boomtown"): "The Got No Shotgun Hydra Head Octopus Blues"

 

[Sam334]

"Woman is the n|gger of the world." - John Lennon

 

[cKGunslinger]

"A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying" - Bloodhound Gang

"Jesus Build My Hotrod" - Ministry

 

[Wuffsunie]

Carrot Juice Is Murder by Arrogant Worms
Jesus Built My Hotrod by Ministry
Beer For My Horses by Toby Keith

 

[NumbaJuan]

How can i say i love you when your sittin on my face.


i got this girl
she's great and all that
the only problem is
she's enormously fat

she eats everything
thats in her sight
im afraid one day
she'll become my wife

i just wanna be close
just kiss and hug her
but my arms cant wrap around
all of her blubber

but still she's great
she's alot of fun
but her head alone
must weigh a tonne

chorus
how can i say i love you
when your sitting on my face x2

we have to sleep seperate
because of her head
'cause that big thing
take's up two beds

her jelly belly is
so wide andso tall
that we had to knock down
our bedroom wall

she's getting too much
what will i do
donate her to
the Dublin zoo!

 

[PatrickBateman]

Everyone I Went to High School With Is Dead

 

[ActuaryTm]

Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love and Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance.

 

[notfred]

"The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fvcking Cvnt"

 

[NuclearNed]

I'd Rather Have A Bottle in Front of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy