What are some things old people say?

[Ausm]

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I have the vapors- Could range from a slow leak to a downright juicy fart

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[gistech1978]

'Hells Bells' my grandmother used to say that all time

 

I've been known to say the following on occasion ;

How ya doing young fella ?

Not in my house you don't.

Close the door, you live in a barn ?

There's more (insert quote here) than you can shake a stick at.

You should be happy you have clothes on your back.

Take all you want but eat all you take.

Eat all your food, there are people starving in China.

We used to walk to school in 5 feet of snow and we loved it.

Keep it up and your bottom will be rosie red, UNDERSTAND ?

This will hurt me more than it hurts you.

This means YOU.


The next person who calls me an 'old fella' is going to end up with his bottom under my belt.

 

[GasX]

When I was a kid, we didn't have no Nintendo. We played real games like chew the bark off a tree. You played it until your gums bled...

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: mpitts

Originally posted by: jadinolf
"I used to walk to school through the snow 5 miles every day and it was uphill both ways".

AND WE HAD STUMPS FOR ARMS AND WE LIKED IT!

RIGHT!

 

[jjones]

"Have you seen my teeth around here anywhere?"

 

[BillyBatson]

"elbows off the table"

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

I don't know if this applies to all old people or just my grandmother when she refers to ANYTHING that goes wrong, "I HATE MEN:|"

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Roger
I've been known to say the following on occasion ;

How ya doing young fella ?

Not in my house you don't.

Close the door, you live in a barn ?

There's more (insert quote here) than you can shake a stick at.

You should be happy you have clothes on your back.

Take all you want but eat all you take.

Eat all your food, there are people starving in China.

We used to walk to school in 5 feet of snow and we loved it.

Keep it up and your bottom will be rosie red, UNDERSTAND ?

This will hurt me more than it hurts you.

This means YOU.


The next person who calls me an 'old fella' is going to end up with his bottom under my belt.

DAD!?!?!?:Q

 

SON ?

 

[GasX]

a cookie to anyone who can identify the source of my comment above...

 

[gistech1978]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
a cookie to anyone who can identify the source of my comment above...

is it from that dana carvey skit on SNL in the early 90s?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: gistech1978

Originally posted by: Mwilding
a cookie to anyone who can identify the source of my comment above...

is it from that dana carvey skit on SNL in the early 90s?

ding ding sing!!!

cookie for you!

Yes, it was Dana Carvey's angry old man bit

 

[gistech1978]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: gistech1978

Originally posted by: Mwilding
a cookie to anyone who can identify the source of my comment above...

is it from that dana carvey skit on SNL in the early 90s?

ding ding sing!!!

cookie for you!

Yes, it was Dana Carvey's angry old man bit

back when that show was funny.
*sigh*

 

[Bassyhead]

slacker!

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: gistech1978

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: gistech1978

Originally posted by: Mwilding
a cookie to anyone who can identify the source of my comment above...

is it from that dana carvey skit on SNL in the early 90s?

ding ding sing!!!

cookie for you!

Yes, it was Dana Carvey's angry old man bit

back when that show was funny.
*sigh*

LOL, that's funny, cause those of us who grew up watching John Belushi, Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy on SNL would say the same thing when we used to watch Carvey et al.

 

[gistech1978]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: gistech1978

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: gistech1978

Originally posted by: Mwilding
a cookie to anyone who can identify the source of my comment above...

is it from that dana carvey skit on SNL in the early 90s?

ding ding sing!!!

cookie for you!

Yes, it was Dana Carvey's angry old man bit

back when that show was funny.
*sigh*

LOL, that's funny, cause those of us who grew up watching John Belushi, Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy on SNL would say the same thing when we used to watch Carvey et al.

well, i didnt say those guys werent funny did I?
they were funny. except i was was barely alive at that time, and despite what you think of the late 80s early 90s cast, it was infinitely funnier than that show is right now.

 

[Shelly21]

There refer to jeans as dungerees? And panties as drawers?

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: yovonbishop
I don't know if this applies to all old people or just my grandmother when she refers to ANYTHING that goes wrong, "I HATE MEN:|"

WHAAAHAHAHAHA....yer grandma's a lesbo!

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: yovonbishop
I don't know if this applies to all old people or just my grandmother when she refers to ANYTHING that goes wrong, "I HATE MEN:|"

WHAAAHAHAHAHA....yer grandma's a lesbo!

uh.. no I also have a GRANDFATHER