What are some stupid yet hilarious things to do while driving?

[DaiShan]

<< This didn't happen while driving, but once a friend of a friend keyed a dick into the back of some dude's PT Cruiser just cause he hates that car :Q >>


I hope they pressed charges against your friend, I personally feel that keying someones car is the most childish and cowardly thing you can do, I mean, you have a problem with somebody (or in this case their car) yet you don't say anything to their face instead you wait for them to turn their back or walk off then you deface their property which will cost them hundreds of bucks to get fixed? Cool. Real cool.

 

[NetworkDad]

In high school, i took one of my windshield wiper fluid dispensers, ran it down to the right side of the car, and had it pointed to hit pedestrians as i drove by. I refilled the tank with only water. It was hilarious to see people get wet and they were like WTF is just happened!

 

[Moonbeam]

I once had some guy pull in front of me and or speed up every time I tried to pass him so, on a hairpin turn in the fog, I swerved into the oncomming lane and flew around him and about ten other cars in front of him. I never saw him again. Don't recommend this unless you know how to leave your body and check the road ahead for oncomming cars.

 

[propellerhead]

With someone else at the wheel and you in the passenger seat, involve the driver in some idle conversation while waiting for the light to turn green. Then look forward and say, "Go" while the light is still red. You'll be amazed how many times the driver will ease off the brakes or put the car in gear before realizing the light is still red.

 

[RSI]

OMG yeah, that kid's such a dumbass. I was with him when he keyed the dick on the car. He's an immature little bitch, and doesn't realize that you just don't mess with someone's automobile. He didn't KNOW any of the people who's cars he keyed, he just keyed them. We were (5 of us) walking back to my friend's car, and the other guy just takes out his keys and starts keying all these cars as he walks by, as if it was so funny. Then we see a PT Cruiser in front of us, and he keys a huge dick on the back. WTF... man.

I can't imagine how pissed I'd be if someone did that to my car. If they did and I found out who they were, they'd be in deep shiznit.