What are some stupid yet hilarious things to do while driving?

[Ultima]

friend has a ford tempo automatic and while getting on the highway we were stuck behind someone who thought she could merge at 30mph. So my friend shifts the automatic between 3 and 2 over and over while swerving the car from side to side. Kinda over-the-top thing to do, but it's god damn hilarious to imagine what the driver of the car must have been thinking while looking in her rear-view mirror and seeing this tempo swerve from side to side behind her while going "vroomVROOMvroomVROOM" as my friend went 3-2-3-2-3-2... especially with the pirate plate in the front.

Anyone else have stories of idiotic yet funny things to do in a car? go ahead and post

 

[pillage2001]

<< friend has a ford tempo automatic and while getting on the highway we were stuck behind someone who thought she could merge at 30mph. So my friend shifts the automatic between 3 and 2 over and over while swerving the car from side to side. Kinda over-the-top thing to do, but it's god damn hilarious to imagine what the driver of the car must have been thinking while looking in her rear-view mirror and seeing this tempo swerve from side to side behind her while going "vroomVROOMvroomVROOM" as my friend went 3-2-3-2-3-2... especially with the pirate plate in the front.

Anyone else have stories of idiotic yet funny things to do in a car? go ahead and post >>



Try doing a shift to a P. That'll be so much fun.

 

[Ultima]

meh...

 

[kduncan5]

I had a friend who used to scare the bejesus out of people by acting like he was turning the wheel, hand over hand, right in front of people. 'Course he never actually turned, but to the person coming the opposite direction, it sure looked like he was. Oughta know, he did it to me!

-kd5-

 

[GooberPHX420]

Its fun to use the left turn signal while turning right. I also like to blast Tunak really loud with my windows down so people can hear. brake reeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly slowly when turning. If you've got a hand-brake, use it when people tail you, because they wont see any brake lights, you're just slowing down a lot

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

Haha. I used to drive a manual Ford Tempo. I went around town with a friend of mine making a really over the top ugly face where I crooked my jaw at old people- and drove really slow and stared at em. Some of the funniest reactions you can imagine.

Also, I used to slow down (in the poor area of town) next to people walking, and my friend and I would take turns rolling down the window, and screaming out, "Yousa motha fu**a!" Usually, people would scream back at us. Very funny stuff.

 

[Chaotic42]

Put your car in reverse at a stop light and try to get something going.

Pass someone and get everyone in your car to point at them and look terrified

Have everyone open their doors and start to climb out

 

[Kadarin]

On wet roads I used to like using the e-brake to make sharp turns...
On a six-lane road (three lanes each way), if you and a buddy are in front at a red light with a car between you, both of you start backing up, making the guy in the middle freak out think he's rolling into the intersection.
Getting into a massive honk-fest at a major intersection (once had about ten or so cars all honking at each other for no reason)

Ah, the stupid stuff you do when you're young...

 

[GooberPHX420]

This one takes balls - Go really fast up to a red light - there has to be some people at the light stopped already. SLAM ON YOUR BRAKES AND HONK YOUR HORN LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW. So all people hear is screeching tires and a horn and they come damn close to sh!tting their pants.

Also, if you're a real jerk, honk right as you go by a bicyclist. just hope they dont get scared and fall over and get hit by the bus behind you

One last thing - you may have heard of a "FIRE IN THE HOLE" before? Anyways, you go to a drivethru, late night works best. order the biggest drink they have, then when they hand it to you, yell FIRE IN THE HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE and chuck that badboy right back at em with the lid off <~~~~thats just fuggedup

 

[GooberPHX420]

Also, if you're bored, test the patience of those around you. Sit in the turn lane while you have a green arrow. Look down and act like you're messin with the radio. *pause for symphony of horns and profanity*

 

[Chaotic42]

<<
One last thing - you may have heard of a "FIRE IN THE HOLE" before? Anyways, you go to a drivethru, late night works best. order the biggest drink they have, then when they hand it to you, yell FIRE IN THE HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE and chuck that badboy right back at em with the lid off <~~~~thats just fuggedup >>



Lol, that's cool. I work fast food, that's hilarious. Just remember though, we have pots of coffee and you know what it can do to old ladies.

 

[GooberPHX420]

Very true my friend, but Im not at all afraid to a few 3rd degree burns...seeing as how I would get a nice sum of money in return, and you'd lose your job (im sure you value it lots tho, right? and may I ask what chain u work for?)

 

[Ultima]

<< This one takes balls - Go really fast up to a red light - there has to be some people at the light stopped already. SLAM ON YOUR BRAKES AND HONK YOUR HORN LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW. So all people hear is screeching tires and a horn and they come damn close to sh!tting their pants.

Also, if you're a real jerk, honk right as you go by a bicyclist. just hope they dont get scared and fall over and get hit by the bus behind you

One last thing - you may have heard of a "FIRE IN THE HOLE" before? Anyways, you go to a drivethru, late night works best. order the biggest drink they have, then when they hand it to you, yell FIRE IN THE HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE and chuck that badboy right back at em with the lid off <~~~~thats just fuggedup >>



LMAO!!! "Fire in the hole!!" omg I gotta tell my friends about that

 

[Ultima]

This didn't happen while driving, but once a friend of a friend keyed a dick into the back of some dude's PT Cruiser just cause he hates that car :Q

 

[Nocturnal]

<< Its fun to use the left turn signal while turning right. I also like to blast Tunak really loud with my windows down so people can hear. brake reeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly slowly when turning. If you've got a hand-brake, use it when people tail you, because they wont see any brake lights, you're just slowing down a lot >>



this method works nice when you see a cop on the side of the freeway with his speed gun out. pull the e-brake to slow down and turn on your blinker!

 

[Jarwa]

I've stuck my ass out the window (fully clothed, of course) a few times at motorists going by. It's not real easy to drive like that, but it was really funny at the time. "At the time" was about 14 years ago, btw.
If you happen to be on a hill at a stop light and you are behind a car, and no car is behind you, you can gradually ease backwards down the hill. It gives the person in front of you the sensation that they are moving forward. It helps if they are drunk, too! It's funny to see them pumping the brakes trying to stop, when they aren't moving at all!! heh heh

 

[Chaotic42]

<< Very true my friend, but Im not at all afraid to a few 3rd degree burns...seeing as how I would get a nice sum of money in return, and you'd lose your job >>



Nah, they've made everything idiot proof. Everything is room temperature now. The glass shards would hurt though, and I could always just work at another generic food place.



<<
(im sure you value it lots tho, right?
>>



Eh, it pays the bills. I like my other job better though.



<< and may I ask what chain u work for?) >>



MickeyDs. It's the easiest job in the world.

 

[FalseChristian]

I enjoy getting blow jobs while driving. How'z about y'all?

 

[TheOmegaCode]

I saw a dude playing cards in an SUV while driving over the grapevine (in CA).

 

[Derango]

<< Also, I used to slow down (in the poor area of town) next to people walking, and my friend and I would take turns rolling down the window, and screaming out, "Yousa motha fu**a!" Usually, people would scream back at us. Very funny stuff. >>



This is right before they pulled out a gun and shot you...right?

 

[navyrn]

I drive a BIG truck, Dodge Ram exteneded cab. I love drawing a big circle cross-hare on my wind shield (grease pen) right in front of the steeing wheel. On the driver side window i draw kill mark of little Honda "H's" and other go-cart symbols with a cross through them. Then i drive around pretending im a WW2 fighter ace.

 

[Kadarin]

Years ago I did another one where at about 2am I put on a black ski mask and pulled up to a red light (I was alone in the car). A car full of highschool kids pulled up next to me and started freaking out when they saw me...

 

[Vette73]

If your at a stoplight and someone is in front of you, just Honk the horn until it turns green, no pumping but just sit on the horn until green. The person in front keeps looking at the light like its green and doesn't know whats going on. By the time they get mad its green so you start honking again and now they look dumb and MAD!!!!



Or if you got some time to kill, just follow someone home. Just someone random. Make sure they see you, and when they get home just drive by slowly and stair, do a U-Turn and stair again. If you have a buddy with ya, have them hold up a camera like they are taking pictures

 

[ThePresence]

A guy I know actually did this. He was his buddy in his car, coming up on a toll booth. My friend (the driver) reclined his seat all the way back, while his buddy steered the car into the toll booth. They both pretended they were sleeping. As they pull into the toll booth, the guy in the passenger seat pretends to wake up and starts shaking the driver. "hey man, we're at a toll booth, get up!"

 

[911paramedic]

Back in '88 I had this HUGE buick leSabre (...it was not an '88, we called it the boat). On a trip to Los Angeles from Northern CA driving down I-5 my friend and I did something pretty funny. If you have ever driven on this road there is NOTHING out there for hundreds of miles, no radio reception, and you get bored really fast. Here is what we did:

I was driving, gave my right shoe to my buddy. He put it on, ducked down and put his right foot out the window on the mirror (daytime, about 95 degrees out there). I scooted so I was sitting almost in the middle of the bench seat and put my left foot out my window onto the mirror. If you were behind, or in front of me, it looked like I was sitting in the middle with one leg out each window.

We got some really funny looks. Like I said, you get really bored out there.