What are some stupid things you have said while under the influence?

[drum]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Nothing serious. I'm a "happy drunk" and don't get hostile or anything like some people do. But years ago I was with my wife, sister, and sister's boyfriend (now married) and said how lame I thought it was when 20-somethings wore their HS class rings. Then said boyfriend revealed a chain around his neck with his HS class ring on it. Despite my inebriation, I felt terrible and spent the next hour apologizing. He's a cool guy, though... took it all in stride.

you shouldn't have apologized.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
"I do."

 

[silverpig]

I'm so drunk even you're looking good right now.

 

[zebano]

"Someones got a great girlfriend" said about the girl who brought the apple-snicker salad, to my girlfriend.

 

[fulltilt39]

Sure, I'll be the bachelor party favor and sleep with you even tho I just met you and you're getting married tomorrow.

(then he invites me to the wedding!)

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Billb2
Yes officer, I only had two beers............

lol... it's always two beers.

cuz you're OBVIOUSLY lying if you only say 1. nobody has 1 beer. LOL

 

[BassBomb]

Originally posted by: fulltilt39
Sure, I'll be the bachelor party favor and sleep with you even tho I just met you and you're getting married tomorrow.

(then he invites me to the wedding!)

:evil:

 

[wwswimming]

"i think Obama might be a good president".

 

[spaceman]

what do u tell a wymyn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: BassBomb

Originally posted by: fulltilt39
Sure, I'll be the bachelor party favor and sleep with you even tho I just met you and you're getting married tomorrow.

(then he invites me to the wedding!)

:evil:

OMG...was that you???? :laugh:

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: wwswimming
"i think Obama might be a good president".

:beer: :laugh:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: BassBomb

Originally posted by: fulltilt39
Sure, I'll be the bachelor party favor and sleep with you even tho I just met you and you're getting married tomorrow.

(then he invites me to the wedding!)

:evil:

OMG...was that you???? :laugh:

Well, he was one of them. It was a bachelor party for a group wedding, don't you remember?

 

[PepePeru]

i'm a couth motherfucker even whilst intoxicated by intoxicating liquors.

 

[ChanHo78]

no I dont have any std's

 

[TehMac]

I remember having a debate about Classical Liberalism vs. Socialism/Bentnamism... only in Berkeley. :laugh:

Originally posted by: Modelworks
only I was trying to touch his nose.

omfg hahahahahaha :laugh:

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: BassBomb

Originally posted by: fulltilt39
Sure, I'll be the bachelor party favor and sleep with you even tho I just met you and you're getting married tomorrow.

(then he invites me to the wedding!)

:evil:

OMG...was that you???? :laugh:

Well, he was one of them. It was a bachelor party for a group wedding, don't you remember?

i must have forgotten that part...it was a looooong time ago...

 

[protocol167]

I post stupid sh.it on forums and then the next day I go back and read it and say WTF, did I type that last night? End up offending some people who take the internet too seriously and now instead of real life enemies I have online enemies.

 

[krylon]

Originally posted by: protocol167
I post stupid sh.it on forums and then the next day I go back and read it and say WTF, did I type that last night? End up offending some people who take the internet too seriously and now instead of real life enemies I have online enemies.

Don't flatter yourself, nobody cares what you say on here.

 

[krylon]

Fuck my ass

 

[Vonkhan]

"I love you"

wasted the next 3 years on a relationship that was doomed even before it began

 

[alkemyst]

"no it's ok honey, I just thought she was you. You are your friend look too much alike."

Something like that.

I also got caught in bed with two of her friends one time and only remember watching up in my car with her driving. When I came too I thought it was me at the wheel.

We still ended up getting married a few years later...then divorced quite a few after that.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: drum

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Nothing serious. I'm a "happy drunk" and don't get hostile or anything like some people do. But years ago I was with my wife, sister, and sister's boyfriend (now married) and said how lame I thought it was when 20-somethings wore their HS class rings. Then said boyfriend revealed a chain around his neck with his HS class ring on it. Despite my inebriation, I felt terrible and spent the next hour apologizing. He's a cool guy, though... took it all in stride.

you shouldn't have apologized.

just follow it up with "...but it works on you!" lol


i dont recall ever saying anything really stupid while drunk. everything souonds totally correct when youre drunk. ive done some pretty stupid stuff while drunk tho.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Billb2
Yes officer, I only had two beers............

lol... it's always two beers.

cuz you're OBVIOUSLY lying if you only say 1. nobody has 1 beer. LOL

i usually only have 1 beer when i go to the bar with friends.

 

[bobross419]

Originally posted by: hanoverphist

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Billb2
Yes officer, I only had two beers............

lol... it's always two beers.

cuz you're OBVIOUSLY lying if you only say 1. nobody has 1 beer. LOL

i usually only have 1 beer when i go to the bar with friends.

I usually only drink 1 beer also... with dinner or something

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: hanoverphist

Originally posted by: fulltilt39

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Billb2
Yes officer, I only had two beers............

lol... it's always two beers.

cuz you're OBVIOUSLY lying if you only say 1. nobody has 1 beer. LOL

i usually only have 1 beer when i go to the bar with friends.

see? you're totally lying!