What are some stuff to say that will win any arguments?

positivedoppler

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3. Belittle my opponent by preferably questioning their intelligence and worthiness to be part of the gene pool. This tactic instantly elevates me above my opponent and insures anything I say carries more weight.

2. "I told you so" as many time as possible. Each "I told you so" is a stake in the argument that cements how right I am before moving on to the next verbal or internet threshing.

1. My personal favorite is "Do you know who I am?" This is my ultimate Trump card. It conveys how mysteriously powerful I am.


That's all I can think of. I'm about to commence another relationship with a real and actual woman. Of course, arguments are an inevitability. Any other good ammo people here can recommend before I embark on this journey?
 
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jlee

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I don't know how to any arguments. :(

Edit: you and your title edits...pft.
 
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twinrider1

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Imp

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I fuqed your <insert male or female parent, maybe sibling>.
 

PowerEngineer

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"I don't care about the facts, it's what I believe! I'm just as entitled to an opinion as you are!"

Anyone who tries to argue against that will certainly lose.
 

John Connor

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I'll just repeat some things I learned from playing Grand Theft Auto. My all time Fav. Vice City. But San Andreas was good too for its sheer size at the time.

NSFW! LMAO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rryMp9kaVRE

And the voice that plays Tommy Vercetti is non other than Ray Liotta.
 
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foghorn67

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Books.
Thank You For Arguing, Revised and Updated Edition

How To Win Friends and Influence People.


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Fenixgoon

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"so you're saying you want X to die" where X is usually children.

not that that is a real way to win a logical argument.

I'll just repeat some things I learned from playing Grand Theft Auto. My all time Fav. Vice City. But San Andreas was good too for its sheer size at the time.

NSFW! LMAO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rryMp9kaVRE

And the voice that plays Tommy Vercetti is non other than Ray Liotta.

that's awesome - and it's 28mins long, jesus christ!
 

FeuerFrei

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"It's not debatable/arguable."

i.e the issue is so cut and dried we won't bother arguing

You can follow up with advising them to research or gain some experience, then state your confidence they (if they choose to do so) will end up with the same view as you.

Lots of times though, sheer tone of voice stifles dispute.