what are some nicknames you call your gf or wife

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Lifer
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Woman..

Like "Get me a beer, woman".. or "Look, woman." :D

Yeah right.. It is more "Yes, dear".
 

Viper GTS

Lifer
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My mom's parents call each other "George."

I just say "hey bitch."

Wait, that's my brother.

Nevermind.

Viper GTS
 

jehh

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I called Kendall Smurfy... Cause she is small, 5' 1" tall and 105 pounds...

She HATED being called that too... So of course I ONLY called her that...

The upside is that when we got in a fight, I could call her Kendall and she would listen...

:D

Jason
 

Carbo

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Peg, as in Bundy. She has yet to introduce herself to any major appliance in the house, considers M&M's and toaster shakins' dinner, and can't get enough sex. What did I do wrong? Oh, and her mother has moons orbiting her enormous girth.
 

RSI

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<< tinkerbell
mom
grandma
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<< Bee-atch >>

You guys are too damn funny. :D :D

-RSI
 

trmiv

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I say, "Hey, get your B***h a$$ back in the kichen and make me some pie!""...


;)
 

thebestMAX

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Peg, as in Bundy. She has yet to introduce herself to any major appliance in the house, considers M&M's and toaster shakins' dinner, and can't get enough sex. >>

PIA must be her sister.
 

jehh

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<< smurf is a good one, my girl is short too 5'4 >>



Yea, but most short women hate it... :)

She did say however that Smurfy was a better choice than Smurfet. She said she'd knock me over if I tried calling her that... :D

Jason