what are some good English (british) insults or putdowns

[40Hands]

Originally posted by: everman
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

a hamster? watched the ABC family version?

its: Your mother was a wh0re, and your father smelt of elderberries! Come back again and I will taunt you a secoond time! You english kaniget. (sp?) And it was said by the french not the enlgish. 🙂

 

[rudder]

your mum is so fat, she could sit on a quid and squeeze a booger out of the queens nose.

 

[Mnementh]

Originally posted by: rudder
your mum is so fat, she could sit on a quid and squeeze a booger out of the queens nose.

What?

Oh and it's bogey over here not booger 🙂

 

[BooGiMaN]

hehehe i have to say these gave me a great laugh im going to have to introduce these into my conversations with him today...🙂

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: Balt
They throw around the C word a lot more loosely over there.

And I ain't talkin' 'bout "crap"

Yup...most common phrase I heard in the pubs when I was there was "daft cvnt"

 

[Kenazo]

Simple....chav

www.chavscum.co.uk

Of course this depends on who you are 🙂

 

[RaDragon]

Originally posted by: BroeBo

Originally posted by: everman
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

a hamster? watched the ABC family version?

its: Your mother was a wh0re, and your father smelt of elderberries! Come back again and I will taunt you a secoond time! You english kaniget. (sp?) And it was said by the french not the enlgish. 🙂

I <3 Monty Python references. 😛

Originally posted by: Achtung
This should help

British Slang

^^ Yup -- what every wannabe-English-potty-mouth should read.

Be sure to use the terms correctly, or you'll be open to wittier repartee!

 

[gtsukada]

Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that 'f a g' means cigarette.
Peter: Well, someone tell this cigarette to shut up!

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: BroeBo

Originally posted by: everman
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

a hamster? watched the ABC family version?

its: Your mother was a wh0re, and your father smelt of elderberries! Come back again and I will taunt you a secoond time! You english kaniget. (sp?) And it was said by the french not the enlgish. 🙂

That word was just a french-like mispronunciation of "knight"

Also, hampster was right according to this

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm

ARTHUR:
If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
GALAHAD:
What a strange person.
ARTHUR:
Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[amcdonald]

it is hamster, you foppish twits

 

[zugzoog]

Shave your head, walk up to him with your chest sticking out and ask..

"do you want some bovver"

 

[DivideBYZero]

Tosspot

 

[DivideBYZero]

Tosser, Nobjockey, nobber

 

[Mnementh]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Tosser, Nobjockey, nobber

heh I forgot about knobjockey, never heard of nobber though...

Another old one would be numpty (idiot, but meant in a friendly way to somebody who has just done something incredibly stupid but didn't mean to/realise)