what are some good English (british) insults or putdowns

[BooGiMaN]

im working with another engineer and we banter back and forth all..... in good fun

but id like to know some good insults or putdowns using the english/british vernacular...

 

[amol]

YOU WANKER!!

 

[amol]

your arse is more fragrant than the queens!

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: Amol
YOU WANKER!!

hahah love it when they say wanker with a british accent

 

[amol]

you WAYNKAR!

 

[BooGiMaN]

i called him a bloody hooligan twit....lol hopefully that was a good one

 

[Schadenfroh]

you look like curry to a piss head

 

[Sahakiel]

This is just a guess, but...

You AMERICAN!

 

[GroundZero]

sod off you bloody git

 

[Demon-Xanth]

FRENCHIE!

 

[Achtung]

This should help

British Slang

 

[Balt]

They throw around the C word a lot more loosely over there.

And I ain't talkin' 'bout "crap"

 

[vi edit]

Toss off ya punta!

 

[vi edit]

do'h!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
FRENCHIE!

Please....the Brits are our best allies.

That would be the worst insult you could give to anyone.

 

[everman]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

 

[Brutuskend]

ah heck off ya twit

 

[GasX]

The C-word is frequently thrown about in England as an insult. It doesn't carry nearly the taboo as it does here. Try that on for size...

Oi! Ya tosser!
Go shag a fat slag!
You great bleedin git!
Listen, you twit. I bet all the arse-bandits got backs to the wall when you come round, eh?

 

[brigden]

"Stop poncing about, you bloody pillock."

 

[amol]

yoh mum is so fat, her knickers can cover buckingham palace

 

[isekii]

Nice Teeth

 

[amol]

yoh gayer than prince charles

 

[Mnementh]

Oh dear oh dear <shakes head>

First of all it's twat not twit (another word for cvnt)

And yes we have a much more liberal culture towards swearing than you poor americans do, it's not that big a deal they are only words after all. I still can't believe you have to censor words like crap and damn on TV, that'd be laughed out of the censors office over here.

One word we tend you use a lot as a swear word over here is piss which I believe you guys don't consider to be one i.e. "piss off" or "I'm so pissed off" etc.

Wanker is a favourite as well though only cockneys pronounce it waynkar. Another favourite would be Boll0cks and fvckwit

There are many more but I can't be bothered to think of them at the moment

 

[cremator]

Originally posted by: isekii
Nice Teeth

:laugh:

 

[Cyberian]

"gormless twit!"