what are jokes that are stuck in zee brain?

[kreactor]

dodi's last words:

"i said i want to fark Di in the car, not farken die in the car!"

Die
In
A
Nasty
Accident

coincidentally, my ex's name happens to be Diana

 

[nick1985]

i just ate a bowl of chili

 

[KLin]

This thread sucks.

 

[Gurck]

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind?




The dashboard





<- going to hell

 

[markgm]

Originally posted by: nick1985
i just ate a bowl of chili

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Drakkon]

Where does Princess Di stay when in Paris?

Any place she can crash.

What was the last thing that Diana kissed?

The radiator.

//will see gurck there

 

[Mucho]

What was the last thing Dodi said to Di?

"You look smashing!"

 

[Sheepathon]

What do you call a deer with forks in its eyes?
I have no ideer!

aahahhahahrrrharharhahrahrhahrharharhhrhahrar walk the plank mateys
kthx gg

 

[amol]

it's a very racist joke, and i don't want to get banned

 

[kstu]

what place did Dale Earnhardt finish?

Dead Last

:thumbsdown:

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

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Q: How many ears did Johny Appleseed have?

A: 3; a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier!

 

[complacent9]

Q. What is better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?
A. Not being retarded

Q. What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

 

[ribbon13]

Shenanigans are fun

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Gurck
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind?




The dashboard





<- going to hell

:laugh:
ahahaha

 

[lokiju]

Two old women were sitting on a bench in a park when a man in a trench coat comes up and flashes them, the one old lady had a stroke..........






















The other wasn't able to reach it!


Ba-zing!!!!

Thanks folks I'll be selling CD's in the back alley!

 

[pinoy]

Q: Who is the dumb superhero?
A: Batman, he's wearing a brief over pants!

Q: Who is dumber than batman?
A: Robin, he copied batman!

Q: Who is the dumbest?
A: Superman, he's wearing a belt!


<-----walking the plank!

 

[lokiju]

A man comes rushing into a Eye Doctors office wearing only saran-wrap (Plastic wrap) and says "Doc you gotta help me, my life is a wreck and I don't know what to do!!" and the doctor says "Well I'm not a shrink, but I can clearly see your nuts!!!"


Ba-Zing x 2!!!

 

[lokiju]

Crickets

 

[ribbon13]

I'm loving this

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