What animals died for you today?

[Mayne]

I had a Farmer's Wrap from Tim Hortons this morning.

 

[Mayne]

I think this thread might be to dark.

 

[Zanovar]

My nephws circus fish dived out of its bowl the size of its bowl i dont blame it.🙁

 

[Mayne]

My nephws circus fish dived out of its bowl the size of its bowl i dont blame it.🙁

so you ate it?

 

[Zanovar]

so you ate it?

Nope its dead.

 

[Mayne]

hah

 

[Mayne]

be thankful users of this forum I am not hungry right now.

 

[Zanovar]

hah

My sis found it on the carpet floor.

 

[lxskllr]

Chickens and pigs via my breakfast sausage, a tuna via my Italian style tuna salad, and a cow via my leather. Not sure what kind of animal's for dinner. Maybe none.

 

[Mayne]

the box of half eaten tim bits on my kitchen table is making me scunnered and hungry.

 

[Mayne]

I could go for a nice potato salad right now.

 

[Captante]

What animals died for you today?

All of them. (at least the tasty ones!) 😀

 

[Carson Dyle]

I had a turkey pot pie for lunch with maybe a 1/2 ounce of turkey in it. Do you think a turkey actually had to die for that? Couldn't they have just cut off a small piece of its leg and stitched it back up?

 

[Carson Dyle]

Shit. I just realized that I'm to be executed soon for having bumped a Mayne thread.

I'd just like to say to all the victims and their families, I really am so sorry for what I've done. I've made my peace with God and I'm ready to meet my maker.

 

[AdamK47]

I haven't eaten meat all day. I need to fix that.

 

[Exterous]

Are we counting petroleum? Although I'm not exactly how many miles per dinosaur my car gets

 

[BoomerD]

None...yet.

So far, I’ve had a low fat yogurt, a couple of slicces of toast with peanut butter and no sugar jelly, a banana and 2 mandarin oranges. Yes...I’m HUNGRY and will enjoy eating the food output of a couple small nations for dinner.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Two chickens and a cow.

 

[Ns1]

A chicken, a pig, some eggs.

 

[Darwin333]

Chicken, cow, some crustaceans, and a few saltwater mollusks.

Edit: and a bit of pig this morning.

 

[whm1974]

Cow, Pig, Chicken, Turkey, and sometimes Lamb.

 

[Darwin333]

Cow, Pig, Chicken, Turkey, and sometimes Lamb.

I really really don't want to know what you have going on with your lamb that when asked the question "what animals died for you today" lamb is "sometimes"....

 

[whm1974]

I really really don't want to know what you have going on with your lamb that when asked the question "what animals died for you today" lamb is "sometimes"....

I eat them of course, what else would I do with them?

 

[Skunk-Works]

A pig, a cow and a chicken.

 

[Chaotic42]

Just a cow. A soybean plant gave up its babies so I could have soy burgers for dinner.