What animal would you be?

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kmac1914

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I'd be a raptor.
Then I could kill all i wanted......MUHAHAHAHA!!...




...although a rabbit would be decent too.
 

MikeO

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Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: mto81
Koala Bear. I could continue to sit on my ass 24/7.

why sit like a koala when you can be screwing like a rabbit

But when you aren't screwing you would have to be running around like a lunatic. I don't like running around like a lunatic :(
 
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I'd be a human.

. . ..

If I had to be an animal that wasn't a human, I'd be the monkey in the zoo that flings poo at people (and get put to sleep because of it). Or a jewish talking fish that tells of impending doom.
 

NewSc2

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I'd be a dolphin. Smart so I'm not dumb like other animals, and also all I do is just play and eat and sleep. Sounds fun to me.
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: NewSc2
I'd be a dolphin. Smart so I'm not dumb like other animals, and also all I do is just play and eat and sleep. Sounds fun to me.

Plus, you get to have sex for pleasure. w00t!
 

VBboy

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This is an interview question at some companies.
I think Dog is the safest answer: it is intelligent, loyal, men's best friend, etc.

Whatever you do, don't say monkey or rat :)
 

chibchakan

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Originally posted by: VBboy
This is an interview question at some companies.
I think Dog is the safest answer: it is intelligent, loyal, men's best friend, etc.

Whatever you do, don't say monkey or rat :)



I was gonna pick dog too until I read this. :|
 

nta

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i take that back, lions are too lazy, i'd like to be a whale, open your mouth and foods float right in
 

LordRaiden

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I was gonna pick dog too until I read this. :|
Man, that's just cruel! Man, those boys should have done something. That's just totally uncalled for and completely cruel and inhuman. Jerks. :|