what an offer

[alien42]

what is wrong with some people?

 

[Ktulu]

:shocked:

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

That is a GUARANTEED way to end up on the sh!tty end of the stick, and paying child support for 18 years. Even if she gave you a written guarantee, child support laws don't allow the mother to contract not to seek child support, because the support is for the benefit of the child, not the mom.

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: DonVito
That is a GUARANTEED way to end up on the sh!tty end of the stick, and paying child support for 18 years. Even if she gave you a written guarantee, child support laws don't allow the mother to contract not to seek child support, because the support is for the benefit of the child, not the mom.

and that is only part of the trouble one would be facing taking her up on the offer

 

[FoBoT]

i think there is a heart song like that

t was a rainy night
When he came into sight,
Standing by the road,
No umbrella, no coat.
So I pulled up alongside
And I offered him a ride.
He accepted with a smile,
So we drove for a while.
I didn?t ask him his name,
This lonely boy in the rain.
Fate, tell me it?s right,
Is this love at first sight?
Please don?t make it wrong,
Just stay for the night.

All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will
You want me too
All I wanna do is make love to you
I?ve got lovin? arms to hold on to

So we found this hotel,
It was a place I knew well
We made magic that night.
Oh, he did everything right
He brought the woman out of me,
So many times, easily
And in the morning when he woke all
I left him was a note
I told him
I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden
We planted a tree
Don?t try to find me,
Please don?t you dare
Just live in my memory,
You?ll always be there

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I wanna do is make love to you
I?ve got lovin? arms to hold on to

Oh, oooh, we made love
Love like strangers
All night long
We made love

Then it happened one day,
We came round the same way
You can imagine his surprise
When he saw his own eyes
I said please, please understand
I?m in love with another man
And what he couldn?t give me
Was the one little thing that you can

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will, you want me too

All night long
All night long
All night long
All night long

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: DonVito
That is a GUARANTEED way to end up on the sh!tty end of the stick, and paying child support for 18 years. Even if she gave you a written guarantee, child support laws don't allow the mother to contract not to seek child support, because the support is for the benefit of the child, not the mom.

Yup. Anyone thinking of doing something like this needs to read DonVito's post about a dozen times.


This is also a really crappy way to bring a child into this world. "oh, you were just a way for me to get revenge on your father. "

 

[kyzen]

Originally posted by: alien42

Originally posted by: DonVito
That is a GUARANTEED way to end up on the sh!tty end of the stick, and paying child support for 18 years. Even if she gave you a written guarantee, child support laws don't allow the mother to contract not to seek child support, because the support is for the benefit of the child, not the mom.

and that is only part of the trouble one would be facing taking her up on the offer

fake name and 0 contact policy ftw

 

[Viper GTS]

That could be great fun if you had been snipped.

I'll be damned, 3 months & it still isn't working...

Viper GTS

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: alien42

and that is only part of the trouble one would be facing taking her up on the offer

Yeah, in thinking like a lawyer, I've completely glossed over the likelihood of suffering a severe beating, and possibly murder, not to mention the high odds of being stuck with an annoying, lying b!tch lingering around for the rest of your life.

 

[thelanx]

Originally posted by: kyzen

Originally posted by: alien42

Originally posted by: DonVito
That is a GUARANTEED way to end up on the sh!tty end of the stick, and paying child support for 18 years. Even if she gave you a written guarantee, child support laws don't allow the mother to contract not to seek child support, because the support is for the benefit of the child, not the mom.

and that is only part of the trouble one would be facing taking her up on the offer

fake name and 0 contact policy ftw

DNA testing = you're still screwed.

 

[DAGTA]

Of course, I could see some amusement in a guy that has had a vasectomy taking her up on the offer without telling her about his situation.

 

[scottish144]

Originally posted by: alien42

Originally posted by: DonVito
That is a GUARANTEED way to end up on the sh!tty end of the stick, and paying child support for 18 years. Even if she gave you a written guarantee, child support laws don't allow the mother to contract not to seek child support, because the support is for the benefit of the child, not the mom.

and that is only part of the trouble one would be facing taking her up on the offer

Given the nature of that note, she'd probably throw her kid in a river like that psycho woman a few months ago. If she's willing to use an innocent infant for revenge, she deserves to be shot. Right now. Along with whatever perv accepts her offer.

 

[AdamSnow]

hahaha wow... That's nuts...

Yeah - the guy who does it is screwed for the next 18 years for sure!

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: scottish144

Originally posted by: alien42

Originally posted by: DonVito
That is a GUARANTEED way to end up on the sh!tty end of the stick, and paying child support for 18 years. Even if she gave you a written guarantee, child support laws don't allow the mother to contract not to seek child support, because the support is for the benefit of the child, not the mom.

and that is only part of the trouble one would be facing taking her up on the offer

Given the nature of that note, she'd probably throw her kid in a river like that psycho woman a few months ago. If she's willing to use an innocent infant for revenge, she deserves to be shot. Right now. Along with whatever perv accepts her offer.

There are women that intentionally get pregnant in order to force a guy to stay with her (or marry her). That happens ALL THE TIME.

 

[scottish144]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: scottish144

Originally posted by: alien42

Originally posted by: DonVito
That is a GUARANTEED way to end up on the sh!tty end of the stick, and paying child support for 18 years. Even if she gave you a written guarantee, child support laws don't allow the mother to contract not to seek child support, because the support is for the benefit of the child, not the mom.

and that is only part of the trouble one would be facing taking her up on the offer

Given the nature of that note, she'd probably throw her kid in a river like that psycho woman a few months ago. If she's willing to use an innocent infant for revenge, she deserves to be shot. Right now. Along with whatever perv accepts her offer.

There are women that intentionally get pregnant in order to force a guy to stay with her (or marry her). That happens ALL THE TIME.

Like I said, those people deserve to be shot. You don't make a kid's life miserable for your own satisfaction.

 

[Toasthead]

wow...that would be a great gig for a guy with a vasectomy!!