What am I doing?

[HappyPuppy]

I put my hand on it, and it feels good. I grip it a little bit tighter and raise my hand, and it feels good. My hand goes up and down, up and down, up and down and the more I do it the better I feel. I keep doing it until I am satisfied.

What have I done?

 

[Koing]

you are masturbating my friend/stroking the salami/chocking the chicken/bashing the bishop/walking the dog/letting the one eyed beast spit/spanking the monkey/tossing the salad

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Koing
you are masturbating my friend/stroking the salami/chocking the chicken/bashing the bishop/walking the dog/letting the one eyed beast spit/spanking the monkey/tossing the salad

Good guess, Bro, but you are incorrect. BTW, you have a dirty mind.

 

[Pastore]

Smoking something... Cigarette? Cigar? Weed?

and Koing... it is impossible to toss your own salad, you sick fvck

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: Koing
you are masturbating my friend/tossing the salad

um...no

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: Koing
you are masturbating my friend/stroking the salami/chocking the chicken/bashing the bishop/walking the dog/letting the one eyed beast spit/spanking the monkey/tossing the salad

:Q. u sure you know what that means?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Nope.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: Koing
you are masturbating my friend/stroking the salami/chocking the chicken/bashing the bishop/walking the dog/letting the one eyed beast spit/spanking the monkey/<STRONG>tossing the salad</STRONG>

:Q. u sure you know what that means?

I know what jerking my joint means, if you were referring to me.

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Nope.

I mean if Koing knew what that meant.

 

[agnitrate]

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Originally posted by: Koing
you are masturbating my friend/stroking the salami/chocking the chicken/bashing the bishop/walking the dog/letting the one eyed beast spit/spanking the monkey/tossing the salad
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. u sure you know what that means?

hahaha that's funny.

My guess is brushing your teeth. Although these kinds of jokes always seem to be extremely stupid.

-silver

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: Koing you are masturbating my friend/stroking the salami/chocking the chicken/bashing the bishop/walking the dog/letting the one eyed beast spit/spanking the monkey/tossing the salad

:Q. u sure you know what that means?

I know what jerking my joint means, if you were referring to me.

naw, I was reffering to koing

 

[JC]

Curling.

A 40oz beer.

 

[Pastore]

shaking a mixed drink of some sort?

 

[MichaelD]

While this thread has no links to lewd/offensive pictures, I'm locking due to excessive suggestiveness. We do have minors here, remember?


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[HappyPuppy]

No joke and something most of us guys do.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: JC
Curling.

A 40oz beer.

Real close.

 

[MaxDSP]

working out?

 

[Koing]

minors kill kittens too.............

 

[HappyPuppy]

JC got close enough. I'm just sucking down brewskis and neffing on ATOT. I just got tired of the even lamer threads that were being posted.

Sorry if I busted anyones bubble.




minors kill kittens too.............


So true, but I'm not a minor, I'm a major.

 

[AreaCode707]

golfing?

 

[Koing]

I knew he wasn't doing what I was posting so hence the face.

I knew he was going something else. I was just j/k.........

 

[JC]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
JC got close enough. I'm just sucking down brewskis and neffing on ATOT. I just got tired of the even lamer threads that were being posted.

Sorry if I busted anyones bubble.

Cool, what do I win? I just curled my last one, I could use a few refills

JC

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Koing
I knew he wasn't doing what I was posting so hence the face.

I knew he was going something else. I was just j/k.........

Sure, Koing, we all believe and trust you. We know you didn't mean it. Now get your hand off yer joint!

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: JC

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
JC got close enough. I'm just sucking down brewskis and neffing on ATOT. I just got tired of the even lamer threads that were being posted.

Sorry if I busted anyones bubble.

Cool, what do I win? I just curled my last one, I could use a few refills

JC

It's only a 3-4 hour drive from Paso Robles to Covina. Let me know next time you get down here. I'll buy the beers. OTOH, next time I get sent up north, I'll give you a wakeup and I'll still buy.

Thanks for being good sports.

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Koing
I knew he wasn't doing what I was posting so hence the face.

I knew he was going something else. I was just j/k.........

Sure, Koing, we all believe and trust you. We know you didn't mean it. Now get your hand off yer joint!

WTF? I was look at my 1st post. It wasn't edited and had the face. I have heard a few of these jokes before also......