What advise does Dr. Phil have for you?

[Golgatha]

http://www.mangydog.com/games/drphil.php

"You don't need to feel bad to get drunk and pass out."

 

[OpenThirdEye]

"You don't need the clap to punch a stranger."

 

[jhayx7]

"You don't need a bag of wolverines to make out with somebody's platypus."

 

[dainthomas]

You don't need to make a big fuss to act real sassy-like.

 

[RichUK]

You don't need to watch my crappy show to punch a stranger.

 

[rbV5]

You don't need leprosy to live in a van down by the river.

 

[mooglekit]

You don't need a horseshoe collection to fondle a stranger.

 

[imported_Zeke]

You don't need to think clearly to tickle a gypsy.

I'm a little worried about that one. Also, I hate Dr Phil.

 

[MisterJackson]

You don't need to call the Pope to get up all in somebodys grill yo!

 

[NatePo717]

You don't need a spice rack to throw a brick at a turtle.

 

[maddogchen]

You don't need Jesse Perry to cha-cha-cha all night long.

 

[allisolm]

You don't need tight-fitting pants to learn about proper dental hygiene.

 

[lyssword]

You don't need a new drug to find your inner moron.

 

[Captante]

You don't need the weight of the world on your shoulders to save your toenail clippings.

 

[StinkyMojo]

You don't need a bag of wolverines to take a big swim in Lake Jackass.

 

[thelanx]

You don't need a porcupine to jerk off in a karaoke bar.

 

[Miramonti]

You don't need parmesan cheese to run out into traffic.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

You don't need to watch my crappy show to buy a stairway to heaven.

 

[gar3555]

You don't need a silly dance to eat a bug.