GrantMeThePower
Platinum Member
First- disclaimers- i don't care one bit if you believe me or not but i have no reason to lie. Disclaimer 2- Yes, this is me on my soap box doing a bit of bragging or storytelling or whatever. I dont care. lol
So when i was a senior in college at USC i worked in the School of Cinema for their career deptartment. The window I was seated at was right next to admissions. One day this increadibly hot girl comes in and asks me about admissions. I told her it was the next window but took the opportunity to flirt with her a little bit, which was easy becasue she had an accent and that always is easy to start the conversation with.
Anyway, i loved her and wrote her name down on a post it and put it on my bulletin board in case she did end up coming to school there the next year. I knew i wouldn't remember it otherwise.
The next year (my "super" senior year) rolled around and sure enough she walked back in the office and i said hi, remembering her name...Julia. We talked a bit, nothing too special, and off she went.
I started seeing her regularly on campus-we must have had class schedules that caused us to run into each other each week. I recorded the Beatles song "julia" on a cd and gave it to her with my number on it.
Then, over christmas break, she called me randomly one night and asked me to meet her at this little french place just off sunset. I was going to turn down the offer becuase i'd been snowboarding all day and was exhausted, but she was so alluring i couldn't do it.
When i got to the place it was her and her whole family-her mother, her mother's friend, her brother and her cousin. I sat and had a couple drinks with them (it was very strange) and then she said, "lets get out of here". So we went to my car and asked where we should go. She suggested my place but I couldn't take her there because A) rommates B) one of my roommates was a girl i was hooking up with and C) it was a dump.
So i said it wouldn't work so she gave me a couple directions into the hills off sunset and said "Park". So I did.
As soon as I shut the car off she climbed on top of me and starting making out. that was cool, no doubt, but then a problem arose-i had to pee really badly and she was sitting on my bladder. I eventually got her back to the passenger seat and was trying to get a bit of breathing room and i was going to excuse myself...but then she got nuts. She started grabbing for my pants like an animal and biting my lips...hard. ANd then she said the worst thing possible, "guess how old I am?" I didn't know, but i guessed 19 or 20, seeing as how she transferred from France and seemed to be a bit older. Also, I was trying to be nice because she was at the bar after all, and really thought she was probably 21.
"Seventeen"
Aaahhhh!!! At teh time i was 23, and that was NOT good at all, so then i said i'd better take her home and she started crying and took her shirt off and kept trying to reach into my pants, and i was litterally fighting her off and she climbed back on top of me and everything was totlaly nuts. I finally said, "LISTEN, I'm SORRy but i have to go now." and it was a nightmare.
When i finally got her to her house, she still wouldn't get out of the car, and started looking through my CD's and saying, oh please please please come in, and i kept saying no and finally, FINALLY got her out.
ANYWAY, years later, (now) I watched the season finale of entourage and...she was in it!!!
She was the hot french chick that gets with drama. I couldn't believe it!!!!
anyways, thats my story. lol
CLIFFS:
Met a hot french girl
Went on a date
She went nuts and was really aggressive sexually
Got a bit put off
Found out she was 17!
Kicked her out
See her again 4 years later on entourage as the hot french girl!!!
So when i was a senior in college at USC i worked in the School of Cinema for their career deptartment. The window I was seated at was right next to admissions. One day this increadibly hot girl comes in and asks me about admissions. I told her it was the next window but took the opportunity to flirt with her a little bit, which was easy becasue she had an accent and that always is easy to start the conversation with.
Anyway, i loved her and wrote her name down on a post it and put it on my bulletin board in case she did end up coming to school there the next year. I knew i wouldn't remember it otherwise.
The next year (my "super" senior year) rolled around and sure enough she walked back in the office and i said hi, remembering her name...Julia. We talked a bit, nothing too special, and off she went.
I started seeing her regularly on campus-we must have had class schedules that caused us to run into each other each week. I recorded the Beatles song "julia" on a cd and gave it to her with my number on it.
Then, over christmas break, she called me randomly one night and asked me to meet her at this little french place just off sunset. I was going to turn down the offer becuase i'd been snowboarding all day and was exhausted, but she was so alluring i couldn't do it.
When i got to the place it was her and her whole family-her mother, her mother's friend, her brother and her cousin. I sat and had a couple drinks with them (it was very strange) and then she said, "lets get out of here". So we went to my car and asked where we should go. She suggested my place but I couldn't take her there because A) rommates B) one of my roommates was a girl i was hooking up with and C) it was a dump.
So i said it wouldn't work so she gave me a couple directions into the hills off sunset and said "Park". So I did.
As soon as I shut the car off she climbed on top of me and starting making out. that was cool, no doubt, but then a problem arose-i had to pee really badly and she was sitting on my bladder. I eventually got her back to the passenger seat and was trying to get a bit of breathing room and i was going to excuse myself...but then she got nuts. She started grabbing for my pants like an animal and biting my lips...hard. ANd then she said the worst thing possible, "guess how old I am?" I didn't know, but i guessed 19 or 20, seeing as how she transferred from France and seemed to be a bit older. Also, I was trying to be nice because she was at the bar after all, and really thought she was probably 21.
"Seventeen"
Aaahhhh!!! At teh time i was 23, and that was NOT good at all, so then i said i'd better take her home and she started crying and took her shirt off and kept trying to reach into my pants, and i was litterally fighting her off and she climbed back on top of me and everything was totlaly nuts. I finally said, "LISTEN, I'm SORRy but i have to go now." and it was a nightmare.
When i finally got her to her house, she still wouldn't get out of the car, and started looking through my CD's and saying, oh please please please come in, and i kept saying no and finally, FINALLY got her out.
ANYWAY, years later, (now) I watched the season finale of entourage and...she was in it!!!
She was the hot french chick that gets with drama. I couldn't believe it!!!!
anyways, thats my story. lol
CLIFFS:
Met a hot french girl
Went on a date
She went nuts and was really aggressive sexually
Got a bit put off
Found out she was 17!
Kicked her out
See her again 4 years later on entourage as the hot french girl!!!
