What a loser

[imported_LoKe]

Today some guy walking out of BestBuy with 4 laptops in his cart. Naturally I suspected he was stealing. I walked up to him and asked if I could please see his receipt. The punk ignored me and just walked out. I followed him out and asked him again, he laughed like a little school girl and said no.

There was an awkward silence for about 5 seconds, then he said "Make a decision."

I was confused. Make what decision? Punch him in the face or kick him in the balls?

I couldn't decided so I just said "Ok."

I pulled my cellphone out and started to call a buddy to tell him how fscking stupid this guy was. He was in the middle of loading his laptops into his car when he saw me. I swear he sh!t his pants right then and there.

Idiots.

 

[dighn]

heh 😉

I don't like parodies but that guy deserves it

 

[chuckywang]

Your first mistake is working at Best Buy. Your second mistake is creating a parody thread.

 

[blustori]

Is this a parody?

Answer the questions in your other thread plz.

 

[Kelvrick]

EDIT: Blarggh, parody.

 

[imported_LoKe]

See, this is why I don't make parodies. I appologize.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

link/title of original thread?

 

[talyn00]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
link/title of original thread?

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1796522&enterthread=y

 

[uhohs]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
link/title of original thread?

congrats on lifer. 😀

original thread
he changed the title.

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: LoKe
See, this is why I don't make parodies. I appologize.

Next time make a parody of a good thread... not something no one caresabout. 😉

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: uhohs

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
link/title of original thread?

congrats on lifer. 😀

original thread
he changed the title.

see, it's not so bad. now. *ahem*. ya.

go back to your, umm... your original. yes you know what I'm talking about.

And go for it already haha.

 

[squirrel dog]

It was a time to harvest.