What a Jackass { Michael Jordan }

[13Gigatons]

Originally posted by: RiDE

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: RiDE

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: RiDE

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: edro13
He can kick your ass.

Fixed. 🙂

He's a great Basketball player, He sucks at Baseball and he fights like a GIRL.

I'd like to see you tell him that to his face. :laugh:

He's 6'6" and 216 pounds, I'm 6'2" and 260 pounds. He played basketball, I play Football.

He has no fighting skills, he'd just swing his scrawny little arms around.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight lol

Your just jealous cause your a 140 pound nerd.

Says the guy who's a member of a computer forum. 😕

Yeah but I don't weigh 140 pounds......

Neither do I. 😕

So here's the list of what you're good at according to this thread:

1. You can kick Michael Jordan's ass.
2. You play football.
3. You can make blind assumptions that are wrong.

:thumbsup:

People made assumptions about me in the thread and I defended myself.

He can kick your ass.

PS: I'm good at a lot of things.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: RiDE

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: RiDE

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: RiDE

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: edro13
He can kick your ass.

Fixed. 🙂

He's a great Basketball player, He sucks at Baseball and he fights like a GIRL.

I'd like to see you tell him that to his face. :laugh:

He's 6'6" and 216 pounds, I'm 6'2" and 260 pounds. He played basketball, I play Football.

He has no fighting skills, he'd just swing his scrawny little arms around.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight lol

Your just jealous cause your a 140 pound nerd.

Says the guy who's a member of a computer forum. 😕

Yeah but I don't weigh 140 pounds......

Neither do I. 😕

So here's the list of what you're good at according to this thread:

1. You can kick Michael Jordan's ass.
2. You play football.
3. You can make blind assumptions that are wrong.

:thumbsup:

People made assumptions about me in the thread and I defended myself.

He can kick your ass.

PS: I'm good at a lot of things.

Like being modest, for instance.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

gigaton, i'm ashamed to have registered around the same time you did

 

[13Gigatons]

Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: RiDE

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: RiDE

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: edro13
He can kick your ass.

Fixed. 🙂

He's a great Basketball player, He sucks at Baseball and he fights like a GIRL.

I'd like to see you tell him that to his face. :laugh:

He's 6'6" and 216 pounds, I'm 6'2" and 260 pounds. He played basketball, I play Football.

He has no fighting skills, he'd just swing his scrawny little arms around.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight lol

Your just jealous cause your a 140 pound nerd.

Says the guy who's a member of a computer forum. 😕

Yeah but I don't weigh 140 pounds......

Does that really matter?

Want to guess how much Bruce Lee weighed?

http://www.nal.usda.gov/fnic/dga/dga95/fig03.html

Looks like someone here is severly overweight.

If you can convince yourself to feel special because you can use your fat power to kick someone's ass, all the more power to ya.

The point of this thread was that Michael Jordan was on "TV" complaining that he wanted more privacy. Then some people said that he would kick my ass blah blah blah.

PS: Bruce Lee vs. Hulk Hogan ....................be realistic now.

 

[Ready]

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons
He's on 60 minutes talking about how he wants to live a more private life. Doh!
how am I suppose to stalk his every move now?

Maybe I should get a life ?

Hmm you have a point there

 

[Inappropriate4AT]

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

He's 6'6" and 216 pounds, I'm 6'2" and 260 pounds. He played basketball, I play Football.

He has no fighting skills, he'd just swing his scrawny little arms around.

Ahaha, how many times have you seen Michael Jordan fight? 6'2 260lbs and plays football, yet your sig contains a link to a printer mod. GTFOH, most shentastical sh!t I've ever read.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

since when is sheer size a deciding factor on who would win in a fight. I think thats just what fat/big unskilled people would say. My buddy who does judo with me is 5'7 and 130 lbs and manages to throw around his brother who is like 6'2 and 215. I personally think that my friend would whup gigatons chunky ass cause judo is extremely effective on dense fat people like him.

 

[13Gigatons]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
gigaton, i'm ashamed to have registered around the same time you did

Why ?

Let's sum up this thread:

1. I think Michael Jordan on TV complaining about living a more private life is dishonest.

2. Other posters said he would kick my ass at basketball or just kick my ass.

3. I'm not impressed with Jordan as a fighter.

4. I joke about another poster weighing 140 pounds.

5. I think I'm pretty good at several things like having sense of humor which seems to be lacking here.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

He's 6'6" and 216 pounds, I'm 6'2" and 260 pounds. He played basketball, I play Football.

He has no fighting skills, he'd just swing his scrawny little arms around.

LOL, he'd use his "scrawny little arms" to pound you bloody, 'ya fat slug, after which he'd dance around back and pull your shorts down to your ankles, pausing to sign four or five autographs before you regained your feet from the fall.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
gigaton, i'm ashamed to have registered around the same time you did

Why ?

Let's sum up this thread:

1. I think Michael Jordan on TV complaining about living a more private life is dishonest.

2. Other posters said he would kick my ass at basketball or just kick my ass.

3. I'm not impressed with Jordan as a fighter.

4. I joke about another poster weighing 140 pounds.

5. I think I'm pretty good at several things like having sense of humor which seems to be lacking here.

6. Shut the fvck up

 

[Ready]

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
gigaton, i'm ashamed to have registered around the same time you did

Why ?

Let's sum up this thread:

1. I think Michael Jordan on TV complaining about living a more private life is dishonest.

2. Other posters said he would kick my ass at basketball or just kick my ass.

3. I'm not impressed with Jordan as a fighter.

4. I joke about another poster weighing 140 pounds.

5. I think I'm pretty good at several things like having sense of humor which seems to be lacking here.

Your also good at typing in bold! Bravo!

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: mjrpes3

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

Your just jealous cause your a 140 pound nerd.

Hello and welcome to the internet! It looks like you have not carefully read chapter three of your internet manual, where it clearly states how personal flames make you look like an idiot. I'd recommend going back and rereading this chapter. Good day!

Owned by a noob!

 

[Zebo]

Please. There plenty of areas in USA they don't let rabble in like Martha's Vineyard, Saturn Island, Fire island etc etc etc.. where everyone around you is at least a billionaire and MJ would'nt even be approached. Man's trying to sell something or gloating.

 

[ubergeekmeister]

hmm wants a more private life.... and also wants mega $$ too huh?

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons

He's 6'6" and 216 pounds, I'm 6'2" and 260 pounds. He played basketball, I play Football.

He has no fighting skills, he'd just swing his scrawny little arms around.

LOL, he'd use his "scrawny little arms" to pound you bloody, 'ya fat slug, after which he'd dance around back and pull your shorts down to your ankles, pausing to sign four or five autographs before you regained your feet from the fall.

LOL someone has no clue what separates a professional athlete from a "big guy"

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Zebo
Please. There plenty of areas in USA they don't let rabble in like Martha's Vineyard, Saturn Island, Fire island etc etc etc.. where everyone around you is at least a billionaire and MJ would'nt even be approached. Man's trying to sell something or gloating.

Or maybe he doesn't cotton to ridiculously overpriced fern bars featuring old coot "crooners" in polyknit blazers endlessly adding unforeseen extra notes to second tier commerical crap from the 40's, neurasthenic bulimics in designer dresses sporting bizarrely fixed full teeth smiles and strangely dead eyes dropping their coke spoons in the aspic time and time again, morbidly inbred eurotrash trust fund heroin chic fashion victim sleaze bags, fat Republicans and their fatter wives, and/or the sparkling convo from Buffy and Biff down at the yacht club. "I say!"

. . . Just another possible perspective. 😉

 

[Zebo]

OMG perk you have such a way with words.. 😀

 

[Baked]

Come back when you have 6 rings, dumb ass. Until then, he can say whatever the F he wants.