- Jun 4, 2001
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I have a roommate that really needs to get a clue. Yesterday he asked if I would burn all the porn on his Computer to a CD and asked if I could do it that day and I said fine, no problem. He also wanted me to upgrade the memory on one Laptop (and burn all the Porn on it to a CD too) and install an OS on another..all for $100.00 to be done when he supplies the memory and the OS. Well about 5 in the afternoon I go to burn the Porn off of his Main System and on my way I encounter him in the Kitchen and he asks if I had done it yet. I told him that I was on my way and he started to bitch like a whore with sand in her Vaseline at me for not having it done yet. Frankly I really don?t care much for this Anal Retentive Wanker and I am sure as sh!t not going to listen to him bitch at me so I told him to get someone else to do it (most likely my girlfriend) So what does that sniveling little bitch do, he fscking calls my GF at work and starts sniveling to her about me not burning his porn to a CD that afternoon. Talk about a weasel!
Anyway my GF takes off work early because she thought that maybe I was going to kick some ass and take names. Hell I was fine with not doing the job but when I found out that he called her I was livid. Of course I?m not to get physical over him being a spooge but I did tell him that from now on he can take his Computer Work to someone else besides me and my girlfriend which is a problem for him as I do believe that at least one of the Laptops might be hot (don?t know for sure but for the price he paid I am suspect). Then the Nutbucket said that he was going to recommend me to others in his Real Estate office to do work on their Computers and that the work I was to do was just him checking me out..yeah. Yeah right, like I would enter into any type of business transaction with that Bunghole Yodeler in the equation (not to mention dealing with Real Estate Sales Scum). I also doubt that anybody would take any recommendation he gave seriously he's such a Wanker!
I guess he was disappointed that he didn?t have the Porn on the CD to Wank Off that night while he was waiting to show a house. However, if he thinks by giving me a measly $100.00 that gives him the right to whine at me I guess it sucks to be him. Funny thing though is that he is convinced that he was right with everything he did. I guess when he has to pay out the Ying Yang for an outside Tech to work on his systems he?ll realize that being an Anal Retenive Assclown is expensive.
Anyway my GF takes off work early because she thought that maybe I was going to kick some ass and take names. Hell I was fine with not doing the job but when I found out that he called her I was livid. Of course I?m not to get physical over him being a spooge but I did tell him that from now on he can take his Computer Work to someone else besides me and my girlfriend which is a problem for him as I do believe that at least one of the Laptops might be hot (don?t know for sure but for the price he paid I am suspect). Then the Nutbucket said that he was going to recommend me to others in his Real Estate office to do work on their Computers and that the work I was to do was just him checking me out..yeah. Yeah right, like I would enter into any type of business transaction with that Bunghole Yodeler in the equation (not to mention dealing with Real Estate Sales Scum). I also doubt that anybody would take any recommendation he gave seriously he's such a Wanker!
I guess he was disappointed that he didn?t have the Porn on the CD to Wank Off that night while he was waiting to show a house. However, if he thinks by giving me a measly $100.00 that gives him the right to whine at me I guess it sucks to be him. Funny thing though is that he is convinced that he was right with everything he did. I guess when he has to pay out the Ying Yang for an outside Tech to work on his systems he?ll realize that being an Anal Retenive Assclown is expensive.
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