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What a crappy way to die..

Ouch.. Bummer.. Hopefully it pulled him in head, not leg.. first.. :Q
 
My Dad's tree company had a guy who kept pushing wood into the chipper with his feet and hands... My dad flipped out and told him to stop....So dad's like 50ft up in the boom, and doesnt hear anymore wood going through, but the engine is screaming.... He drops down and looks around the house to see whats holding him, and he was nowhere... I'm sure you can figure out where he went...
 
We had something similar happen a couple years ago. This kid was working on a chipper for a tree service and the dumbass decided to use his foot to get the stuck branch unstuck. It pulled him in and killed him.
 
Something like that happend here in town several years ago.
A guy was running a "chipper" at a mill and his clothes got stuck in the feed chain. The thing was so big they couldn't get it shut off before he got pulled in. But it took long enough for him to get to the bladesm that he was able to get his wedding ring off and toss it to a co-worker to give to his wife.
That would REALLY suck. Knowing you were going in, and knowing there was nothing anyone could do to help you.
It would suck having to watch your pal get sucked in too!
That would be a hard thing to have to live with. 🙁
 
On the positive side it was fast. Could have been inoperable cancer and he might have lived for years in searing pain. See there is a bright side to everything. 😕
 


<< On the positive side it was fast. Could have been inoperable cancer and he might have lived for years in searing pain. See there is a bright side to everything. >>



Exactly. Getting pulled into a wood chipper isn't all that bad. Have you ever done it? How do you know it "sucks"?
 
Uh, it's not rocket science. :Q

If you had to choose a way to die, would it be a bullet to the head... or feet first into a large chipper? :Q 😀

They move fast.. but not that fast.....
 


<< Uh, it's not rocket science.

If you had to choose a way to die, would it be a bullet to the head... or leg first in a large chipper? >>



It almost makes you think. If you had the option of how you died, what would you choose? It can't be any of this old age, natural death crap. You have an hour time limit to choose, and then you die. What would you choose? Oh, and no lethal injection either.
 
Man, that sucks.

If I were to chose, at this moment, it would be driving a Viper ( or some other car fast as all getout ) into a wall.
 


<< If I were to chose, at this moment, it would be driving a Viper ( or some other car fast as all getout ) into a wall. >>



Ah, but were you wearing your seatbelt?
 
I would like to die in the throes of an aneursym-inducing orgasm. If thats not possible, suffocated between a large pair of breasts.
 


<< would like to die in the throes of an aneursym-inducing orgasm. If thats not possible, suffocated between a large pair of breasts. >>



ooooooh my god, must...stop...laughing...
 
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